Announcing: The Lohan, Seacrest Publicity Stunt

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Sunday, 21 June 2009

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Radio show host Ryan Seacrest was easily spotted with Lindsay Lohan by the paparazzi taking Lohan back to her home in L.A. after being seen out partying with her Saturday night.

One photographer on the scene reported, "It was too much like shooting fish in a barrel. Lindsay was obviously pretending to hide while Ryan didn't seem to give a rat's ass. It was almost as if he was proud to be with Lindsay or perhaps, to be seen with a woman. Ryan was laughing while Lindsay ducked down behind the seat of the car when the left Hollywood. But she kept peeking out."

The two continued to make lots of noise with music blasting from Lindsay's house that kept being turned up until it caused the neighbors to finally call the cops to complain. Apparently, the police went over to check out what was going on at 2:30am!

Then, when a few photographers arrived half an hour later, the two took off and went to Seacrest's house where they stayed until the morning.

It looked completely like a publicity stunt by both of them. "American Idol's" Ryan probably wants the gay rumors to go away and in exchange, he's going to try to help Lindsay with her career.

Now if Lindsay's old flame, Samantha Ronsom had showed up, they might have gotten even more publicity.

Or a carload of drunken politicians out spending the public's money.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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