Vibrator Causing Wife To Completely Lose It

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Sunday, 21 June 2009

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"It's A Bunny Bouncer! Oh Goody!"

Jan Gillingham stated that it started innocently enough with just her friend Francine and herself out walking and doing some window shopping.

"We were mostly talking about her kids when all at once I saw Francine stop and look past me at the window display."

"Do you see what I see?", she asked.

"I turned and saw what she saw and then we looked overhead and the sign said 'Wicked Wanda's Sex Shop'!"

After a lot dares all the way around the two women finally agreed to go inside together for a laugh.

"There was this one vibrator", stated Gillingham, "that said it was the greatest in the world, the "Bunny Bouncer" and it must have been great because the sale ticket said $150. So I teased around with Francine about all the thrills we were missing without the "Bunny Bouncer". I should have bitten my tongue."

Three months later Jan and her husband John were celebrating their 24th wedding anniversary and John was all excited.

"You just wait!", he kept saying.

Then at bedtime, John appeared with a box and what was on the box but "Wicked Wanda's Sex Shop". Could it be?

Yes it could.

"There inside the box with lots of wrapping paper was the "Bunny Bouncer". Francine was a dead woman.

Six days later Jan meets up with her old friend.

"Well, is the bunny bouncing you around?'

"Francine, I could kill you. Here I've got to try to be thrilled to a faked orgasm while that little thing buzzes like a bee. And I'll give you two guesses what John wants in return and the first one don't count!"

"Uhoh, sorry. What are you going to do?"

"I have pretended that it is now shocking me. We read on the box and it's returnable. We should get the new one today. So tonight it's moaning and groaning and squirming time."

"Now here's how you can get me out of this: Make a realistic message from the headquarters- I've got the address here- and say the thing has LEAD in it! Do it!"

So the letter came and the bunny left for good and Jan told John that she loved HIM and didn't really need the toys.

Then two months later at birthday time sees Francine's husband Gerald sneaking up behind her with a fancy wrapped box with the inscription "Wicket Wanda's Sex Shop" on the side.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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