Since acquiring baseball's greatest prospect and believing that that would insure the return of the greatest sports franchise in history to its championship ways, the Steingrabber family has been disappointed. Baron George after all had a stroke over it and conjoined twins Hal and Hank have nearly pulled apart because of the frustration of 8 long years without a world series win.
This week the answer revealed itself. The Yankees bought damaged goods! They were led to believe that the A-rod they purchased was the roid freak that played for George W Bush's Texas Rangers. Instead they were sold a weak shadow of his former juiced up self.
Sources close to the twins suggested that a false advertising law suit was being considered against the Rangers, Alex and his slimey agent. Others even closer to the conflict have spread rumors that A-roids remaining years with the NY Junkies will be remunerated in pure Bull testosterone:
Hal Steingrabber was quoted off the record: "That Rican's going to hit for the fences and look like Hulk Hogan after I get through with him!" Conjoined brother Hankis said to have commented:" Shut up and go to sleep!"
