Tzipi and Pinhead Tied in Israeli Election

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 11 February 2009

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This Pinhead is a Netan-Yahoo

Tzipi Livini, a rising star in the davidic constellation of the state of Israel looked like the early favorite among Yahweh's chosen people. But in the latter days leading up to the people's choice a certain Pinhead from the tribe of Benhamin, a yahoo of the clan of Netan experienced a reincarnation of Hinduistic proportions.

The world hoped that moderate Tzipi would steer the Israeli desert camel toward an oasis of peace and reconciliation. But now due to the chosen people's choice, Tzipi will have to compromise with the Pinhead, benjamin Netanyahu.

Pinheads in Israel usually demand things that will lead to Palestinian extermination and critically endanger the safety of G-d's Chosen People. Be certain that this Tzipi is no Pinhead!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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