Cruise's step ladder uproar

Written by Baila Collon

Wednesday, 11 February 2009

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The witness's description of Tom's 'menacing' face.

Tom Cruise caused quite and uproar when he unexpectedly chucked a bottle of conditioner at a shop assistant when she failed to give him a step ladder.

The shop assistant was questioned and revealed: "I was asked by Cruise if he could use a step ladder to reach a bottle of conditioner that was placed to high for him, when I told him we didn't have a step ladder he chucked a bottle of Treseme, smooth and shine conditioner at me.

Cruise was taken into questioning about his uproar but was released on bail until further questioning. Katie is said to be shocked and scared. "Tom is usually so understanding,"

The police questioned a witness Shania Lewys about the incident. "He had a look on his face that looked menacing and fierce, it was a very traumatic experience for all."

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