German man builds his own wall

Written by whatinthe world

Wednesday, 11 February 2009

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Mr Stockhausen hasn't painted his front door since 1967

A unemployed German man from Upper Saxony has declared he has had enough of the united federal government in Berlin and wants to build his own wall.

Mr Gunther Stockhausen, a resident under the former German Democratic Republic (East Germany), is exiling himself from the country by means of a failed method: he wants to construct a wall around the perimeter of his residence in order to keep out the modern influences which, he says, are "corrupting the very soul of Germanic culture".

Mr Stockhausen, who has claimed to have been part of the original Berlin Wall construction gangs, is aiming to provide a good example to German youth by playing previously banned Communist anthems loudly on his stereo system until German society sees the error of its ways and changes back to one more in line with times past, long past.

Mr Stockhausen is hell bent in carrying out this move and he suspects that many other people might follow his lead. Oh, for the days of Adolf!!!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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