Jolie To Star in "The Octuplet's Mom" Movie

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 11 February 2009

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Angelina Jolie will star in "The Octuplet's Mom"

LOS ANGELES, California - Angelina Jolie has been signed to star in the new movie "The Octuplet's Mom."

Jolie will portray the California Super Mom who recently gave birth to octuplets in Kaiser Permanente Hospital in Bellflower, California.

There are some striking similarities between Jolie and 'Octu-Mom'. Both women are 33, and both have brown eyes and long dark brown hair.

Jolie and 'Octu-Mom' have the same lips and the same nose. And amazingly both women have the same identical heart-shaped freckle on their left labia majora.

Another trait that both ladies possess is that both truly believe in their heart of hearts that Brad Pitt hung the moon.

Angelina does win out in the tattoo department however, 17 to 2.

The California Super Mom who already has six other children ranging in ages from 2 to 7, has been hired as the film's chief consultant. She will be paid $100,000 which will buy a lot of baby diapers, baby food, and hopefully CONDOMS!

Actress Meryl Streep has been signed to play the octuplet's grandmother and Al Pacino will portray the grandfather.

Antonio Banderas has been cast in the role of the "Sperm Donor."

The movie will be filmed in the actual three-bedroom home of the octuplet's grandparents.

Jackie Chan will portray the doctor who delivered the eight babies and Ann Curry will play herself, as will President Barack Obama, Kobe Bryant, Ann Coulter, and Bonnie Hunt.

Other actors who will be appearing in the movie include Clint Eastwood, Eva Longoria-Parker, Matthew McConaughey, and Salma Hayek, who will be portraying Cha Cha, the breast milk doner.

The movie will start filming in two weeks.

In a related story. Paris Hilton was originally considered for the lead, but she dropped out because she refused to dye her blonde hair dark brown. Paris also stated that she is allergic to baby pacifers, baby pictures, baby steps, and baby poop.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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