In these dark days of economic collapse and calamity, crisis and near catastrophe, there will be a fresh and funky new line of brown fashion dolls to stem the problem.
Inspired by the noble English nobility's recent outburst of love for their and our bronze bruthas and serrano sistas, Golliwog Chick Doll will lead the Easter parade of big busted and even bigger bootied toys for children to play with.
Sooty Chick Doll is designed to inspire compassion in the Western well off child as she will portray a Haitian street hoe desperate for some John Bull to turn for a trick and get some crack real quick. Paki Chick Doll, the most controversial of the threesome, is a Pakistani Islamic Fundamentalist terrorist cutie packing a suicide bomb load of explosive love for Al Qaida Ken, the newest reincarnation of the original Barbie's once apolitical steady date.
