Hardly anyone denies that former (Thank God!) President W is to blame for dozens of catastrophes from the world economy to hundreds of thousands of corpses that used to be live mothers and fathers and children. But few suspected that the mass murdering blazes in Australia were the responsibility of America's worst president.
And yet, investigations by the South Wales Scotland Yard have turned up hard evidence that the bush fires were caused by none other than George Bush! The investigative arm of the Sydney Fire Sifters has revealed that the bush fires were caused by some fanatical brush clearing.
Photos of a certain idiot obsessed with brush clearing at a Texas ranch led investigators to discover that one George W, with a lot of time on his hands since being almost physically removed from his previous employment had moved his high powered chainsaw operation to the Aussie Outback. Bush and his Cheney saw will stand trial in Melbourne after their war crimes trials in most capitals around the world.
