Washington AC/DC - (Story of O Ass Mess): US President's wife Michelle Obama has made the front cover of the iconic Rogue magazine, formerly known as BigOilShagger!
She is the latest First Lady to pose stark naked for the publication and follows in the footsteps of previous stalwarts such as Laura 'Pickles' Bush, Hillary Rodham Clitoris, Barbara 'Burning' Bush and Nancy 'Lobotomy' Reagan.
Mrs O was photographed wearing a big smile and some dangly earrings lounging on a furry sheepskin rug in front of a smouldering White House fireplace.
Publishing industry sources hailed the March issue cover as a shot in the arm for the bi-partisan fantasy factory that created the latest Presidential couple.
"The genius who did Michelle's brazilian deserves a Purple Heart for courage under fire!" a Du Pont Circle source commented.
