Christian pastor that prays for Obama's death publishes bedtime prayer book for children.
Tempe, AZ -The right wing pastor of the Faithful Word Baptist Church who hopes that "God strikes Barack Obama with brain cancer so he can die like Ted Kennedy" has published a book of Christian based bedtime prayers for children. Pastor Steven And...
Read full storyThe True Cause of Global Warming
New York - Scientist at the Institute of Molecular Weather Research in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia believe they have pinpointed the root cause of Global Warming. The comprehensive seven week study of global weather patterns utilizing dozens of data points w...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan To Portray Jaycee Lee Dugard In Hollywood Blockbuster
Frantic meetings have been taking place here in Hollywood in the wake of the Jaycee Lee Dugard case. Studio heads have decided to fully exploit the bizarre kidnap case with the aim of a quick turnaround on movie production and release while the story...
Read full storyJordan to date Wacko Jacko's Ghost
Much Mourned Pop Sensation and unconfirmed pederast Michael Jackson may be making a comeback, from beyond the grave. Jackson, a music legend and a bit of a wrong'un has reputedly been seen stalking the halls of his former mansion, moaning and flin...
Read full storyShilpa Shitty Curries Favour With New Food Range
Shilpa Shitty has launched a range of curries. (So have quite a few drunks at about two in the morning, but that's another story.) What makes Shilpa's different is that she hasn't eaten them before the launch. We are actually talking cuisine here. Th...
Read full storyDeath of 100W lightbulb 'due to terror' says Obama
The European 100 Watt lightbulb, whose existence ended this week, was 'killed by terrorists', according to American President Barack Obama. Speaking from Washington DC, he said: 'People of America, our thoughts are with our friends in Britain and...
Read full storyMadonna In Holy Land Religious Row
Madonna, the famous singer and collector of small African children, has caused a major religious row during her visit to the Middle East. Originally a Roman Catholic, Madonna has turned towards Kabbalah, an ancient and mystical form of Judaism. Th...
Read full storyRepublicans and Democrats to Change Party Symbols
Washington DC - The elephant and donkey communities are breathing a collective sigh of relief. No longer will their likenesses be associated with either of the major US political parties. Republicans and Democrats announced today they are changing...
Read full storyJulia Child Home Sold To PETA Member; Foodies Outraged
The home of the late cooking legend Julia Child, in Cambridge, MA has been sold to a PETA member and vegetarian. Foodies around the world are crying," It's a blight on our holy grail. A mortal sin and she shall perish from the Earth," said spokesm...
Read full storyTed Kennedy 'was just a seat-warmer for Chelsea Clinton!'
Boston - (Nepotism Mess): That's it, signed, sealed, delivered and a done deal. The next US Senator from Massachusetts will be chosen on 27 February 2010 when Chelsea Clinton turns 30. "That will make her the youngest woman ever to become Senat...
Read full storyRacist Capital Moscow tries to ban "All Blacks" from Red Square!
Moscow is now recognised as the global capital of racist attacks, if you've got a black or coloured face don't show up after dark or in the vicinity of the Red Square was the warning given by the "Jackbooted" Moscow police force! Now as all Spoof...
Read full storyChris Brown Says He Loves Rihanna More Than Food
LOS ANGELES - Christopher Maurice "Chris" Brown has confided to his dentist, Dr. Lanny Wigglewinkle that even after all that he has been put through he still loves Rihanna; even more than food. Dr. Wigglewinkle said that Brown told him that now th...
Read full storyBilly Ray: Miley Looked Sexy On Pole Dancing
It took a few weeks but Billy Ray Cyrus says that his daughter, Miley, was her own person and if she wanted to pole dance at the Teen Choice Awards, then he trusted her judgement. "She's quite a girl, a handful", Billy Ray reportedly stated while...
Read full storyDrunk Justice: ASBOs, springs and Safaris in London
Frank Miller investigates past and present Police methods of tackling the increase of drunken behaviour on the streets of the UK. Another ASBO You may have heard about the Drunken ASBO launched this week, but this isn't the whole story. In a less publicised initiative, the streets of Newport in Wales have become the arena for a new pilot scheme which about to begin its six month trial.
Read full storyWatts All This? Darkness Beckons
The EU have declared that the 100 watt incandescent light bulb is to be phased out. From now on families will have to sit at home in the dark because a bunch of pen pushers in Brussels have got nothing better to do than ban a lightbulb. Comedian H...
Read full storyDisney agrees to buy The "MARVEL-lous TheSpoof.com, Spoof writers are to "Spice Up" Disneyworld!
A sensational offer by Disney to buy TheSpoof.com has been accepted by the Spoof powers that be, worth in the range of ca: $50 billion! Disney, recently, has been tapping the MARVEL-lous satirical Spoofs and forums written by the most honourable S...
Read full storyWii Sex Leads To Injury
The newly released 'Wii Sex' console game has been heralded as "a major public health hazard" by the British Medical Association. The controversial game features scenarios that require the repeated, furious oscillation of the handheld controller i...
Read full storyCulkin Fathered Teddy Kennedy's Son
Former child star Macauley Culkin is thought to have fathered Teddy Kennedy's secret lovechild. Following Kennedy's death it has now been revealed that Culkin donated sperm to fertilise Wanda Whoppers, a barmaid from the Hyannis Port Irish bar. Whopp...
Read full storyBooger County Family Eaten By Snake
An entire Booger County family was seemingly swallowed up by a giant 30-foot African Mubutu snake that somehow entered their home in Boogerville by way of a dryer vent. Neighbors called police after the family failed to take in their newspaper, The B...
Read full storyLisa Marie Presley in PlayGuy Spread
CHICAGO - The daughter of Elvis Presley the undisputed King of Rock and Roll, Lisa Marie Presley has just informed CNN's Larry King that she has agreed to appear in a seven page nude layout in the October issue of PlayGuy Magazine. Presley said th...
Read full story'Godfather' in Appeal to Court to Set Atheist Holy Day
The 'Godfather of all atheists' and world authority on non-gods, Dicky Dorkface has created a case against any religious observance of Holy days. He hired a Barrister to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews, Muslims, Hindus and Bud...
Read full storySpoof Writer Appeals For Help Over Eternal Erection
Spoof writer, Frankie the J, of West "By God" Virginia, today appealed to his fellow Spoofers for help with a problematic erection which simply refuses to subside. "It's always upstanding. I just can't seem to get it to deflate," Frankie the J tol...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson Reveals His Most Embarrassing Moment
In a special interview where Robert Pattinson and several other leading male actors of today let down their hair a bit and offered their most embarrassing moment, Robert Pattinson took his turn near the end, but it was a smashing finish. "I had a...
Read full storySan Francisco Gold Rush Character Remembered
San Francisco CA: The City of San Francisco has set up a museum exhibit commemorating the characters that resided in the Barbary Coast district during the gold rush era of 1848-1858. Such a character was Wild Bill Unyun who had flaming red hair,...
Read full storyThe Nazi Queen's WWII Saturn Return
Balmoral Castle, Scotland - (Summer Triangle Mess): As the Fuherer's relatives prepare to mark the 70th anniversary of Poland's invasion by Queen Elizabeth's father on 1 September 1939 British astrologers are warning of the imminent collapse of the...
Read full storyChelsea Clinton's real Mom is Joan Kennedy
Little Cock, Arkansas - (Reuterus): A lifetime restraining order barred Chelsea Clinton from Saturday's Ted Kennedy funeral where her birth mother Virginia Joan Bennett Kennedy sat propped up by several bottle emptyings of her favorite Rattlesnake Vo...
Read full storyDems Abroad to hold Ted Kennedy London mammorial
London - (Mary Jo Lactating Mess): "Sure, he was the ultimate big boob man," a spokesman for the organization commented today, "and keeping abreast of the IRA's arrested development gave him a kind of, er, spiritual sucker (sic)." Kennedy's Hellfi...
Read full storyHell Breaks Loose When Rob Pattinson Eats Kristen Stewart's Taco!
BURNABY, Vancouver, B.C. - The off-screen passion of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart showed signs of moving to "the next level" today at a Taco Belle in Burnaby, British Columbia, said a source close to the young lovers. Pattinson and Stewar...
Read full storyPenis implant ends Spoofer's shame
LONDON (ABSNN) -- Skoob1999, beloved writer for TheSpoof.com, admitted Monday morning that, due to certain extenuating circumstances, he had bowed to repeated requests by his wife, Mrs. Skoob (demands actually), to submit to penis enlargement. "I...
Read full storyRumours Of Small Penis Haunt Spoof Writer
A Spoof writer is being haunted by rumours regarding the size of his penis. Already the writer cannot walk down the local High Street without people giggling and pointing at him. Now the writer is spending his four days off hiding in the spare room.
Read full storyGore Blames Kings of Leon for Wildfires
Washington, D.C.: Climate change guru Al Gore today made the bizarre claim that American rockers Kings of Leon were responsible for wildfires on three continents: North America, Australia, and the fire that recently threatened Athens in Europe. G...
Read full storySports Sphere Magazine (Summer Edition)
The following is a question and answer column that appears within the Sports Sphere magazine. Dear Sports Sidekick: Myself, my wife, my mother-in-law, and our 37-year-old as yet unmarried daughter Bixie Sue recently attended a NASCAR Race in our hometown of Shreveport, Louisiana. The race featured some of the top national racers such as Darby "Bourbon Breath" Hooperhaufer, Ozzie "Fanbelt" Flick...
Read full storyMark Cuban Says He Wants To Buy Cuba
DALLAS - Texas billionaire Mark Cuban told a reporter for The Dallas Daily Detailer that he is seriously considering buying the island of Cuba. Cuban said that he has been thinking about purchasing Fidel Castro's country for the past two years.
Read full storyMichael Jackson Homicide Investigation Could Destroy Jacko Image Forever
Observers here in the UK have been voicing concerns about the wisdom of US law enforcement officers pursuing Jackson aides regarding the illegal procurement of prescription drugs by allowing their names to be used on prescriptions which were being pr...
Read full storyThe KKK To Get Its Own TV Reality Show
ATLANTA - The F Network has just announced that after months of back-and-forth negotiations they have finally reached an agreement with the Ku Klux Klan to star in their very own television reality show. F Network Vice-President Curtis C. Clutchst...
Read full storyProper Royal Corgi Ass Mess
Guests at the Royal Garden Party at Buckingham Palace were reportedly a tad miffed after many of them found themselves scraping corgi shit off their expensive designer footwear as they rambled the Buck House back garden sipping champers and unwitting...
Read full storyTopless Women's Case Reaches Supreme Court
Washington DC: When the nine justices of the US Supreme Court convene on the first Monday in October, they will be hearing oral arguments in the case of BRA Vs Topless. This year's Supreme Court session is their first judicial proceeding to be televi...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson's Shock Revelation!
Twilight star Robert Pattinson today appalled and delighted in equal measure, his legions of teen girl fans all over the world by casually announcing that he doesn't wash his hair because he simply doesn't really see the point. Pattinson fan, Moon...
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