Racist Capital Moscow tries to ban "All Blacks" from Red Square!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Monday, 31 August 2009

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Hitler turns in his burnt out grave at the thought of Moscow being the racist capital of the planet!!

Moscow is now recognised as the global capital of racist attacks, if you've got a black or coloured face don't show up after dark or in the vicinity of the Red Square was the warning given by the "Jackbooted" Moscow police force!

Now as all Spoof readers remember a certain faschist group called Nazi's attempted to conquer a socialist, communist country called Russia roughly 60 years ago!

How times have changed! After eradicating all Nazi's from the face of the planet and Russian soil, their greatest enemy, ex-communist Russia now plays host to the most "feared" Nazi's on the planet!

Coloured or ethnic minorities only appear in broad daylight in the streets of Russias major cities hoping to survive even more Skinhead attacks!

The now so affluent Moscowites don't give a shit about ethnic minorities, they're too busy living the life of capitalist crapheads and if anybody who looks slightly different gets in their way, the "Moscow Skin Mafia" will take care of them!

Now without being to cynical, where the fuck are the teachings of Lenin and Marx, answer, buried deep in the self-righteous, greed and power vaults of the New Rich!

Recently the "All Black" rugby team of New Zealand visited Moscow for a friendly altercation with their Russian rugby counterparts!

Hearing that the "All Blacks" (thinking they were actually all black) were visiting the Red Square a group of "Moscy Skins" gathered to kick the shit out of them!

Nobody told them that the "All Blacks" are pretty good at shit-kicking too, the altercation resulted in the "All Black Maoris" kicking the puny Skinhead bastards into touch, scrumming them against Lenin's tomb, and they promptly stuck their boots in with impunity!

Moscow's Red Square is now a multi-culti free go zone thanks to our Maori friends the "All Blacks" and the skins have gone back to kicking the shit out of Moscowite Alcholics blind drunk on vodka, at least that'll keep em busy for the time being!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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