A sensational offer by Disney to buy TheSpoof.com has been accepted by the Spoof powers that be, worth in the range of ca: $50 billion!
Disney, recently, has been tapping the MARVEL-lous satirical Spoofs and forums written by the most honourable Spoof writership and discovered so much "Spicy" talent that an offer has been made and accepted!
Disney feels it needs to "MARVEL up" their portfolio of characters by adding Spoof writers to the payroll!
Without publicly divulging the names of different writers they announced the following list of priority, class A writers required:
Their spokesman, Donald "The Transvestite" Duck and Micky "The Gay Rodent" Mouse issued the following list (all names of writers are purposely hidden because certain Spoof writers need the points and could get jealous!)
Our first priorities are the following said Donald cuddling Micky:
"1) We require a punch your fucking lights out one-liner, who?
2) We require a Russian arsitocrat tea drinking writer who never bats and misses nothing, who?
3) We require a religious, belligirent papal figure who is an antichrist and devil worshipper but claims, redemption who?
4) We require a "sexy, sporty" expert who is always on RED alert, rides in a (red) submarine, submerged and Skoobadives, who?
5) We require a feline, evil, cat-like, whiplashing Dominatrix, who always lands on her feet, penetrates her victims and loves a pint of "Bitter", who?
6) We require a very blue, daughter of Vader Abraham who can punch even Popeye's lights out! who?
7) We require a "total nutter" who writes so much bullshit, it must be funny even to Kennedy fans, who?
8) We require a Brit/Asian resident ancestor to the human race residing in a Bangkok Hotel to write the latest Bollywood version of the Jungle Book, who?
9) We require an evil "baddy" who would nail Jesus to the cross and scare the Christ out of Buddah's
10) We require someone between Limerick and El Paso, who's red porno peppers are so stiff and steaming they would burn even the deepest of deep throaters throat, who!"
Donny and Micky wish not to divulge too much information but Spoof writers not mentioned need not fear for their careers, everyone has a chance to score some Disney points, invent new exciting characters and earn f*****g millions!
Sadly, the long-winded, gobbledegook writers amongst the Spoof must leave but will be found positions at other exciting publications including The Vatican News, The 60000th Latin Translation of the Bible, The Kremlin Weekly in Russian and Mongolese, etc, etc!