Washington, D.C.: Climate change guru Al Gore today made the bizarre claim that American rockers Kings of Leon were responsible for wildfires on three continents: North America, Australia, and the fire that recently threatened Athens in Europe.
Gore mentioned that, "it is extremely suspicious this band, full of morally questionable individuals, recently toured all three continents to promote their song Sex on Fire. Read between the lines people! They lit the goddamn fires!If it were not for climate change these fires would not be so devastating".
Not to be outdone, rotund conspiracy theorist Michael Moore added his considerable weight to the debate. "Gore is bat-shit crazy. I can't even take climate change seriously anymore. He needs to take his head out of his ass and smell the roses. There is more to life than climate change. If nothing else Gore should watch my latest documentary, "Is Obama Osama? That's the real question here people".
