Jordan to date Wacko Jacko's Ghost

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Monday, 31 August 2009

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Much Mourned Pop Sensation and unconfirmed pederast Michael Jackson may be making a comeback, from beyond the grave.

Jackson, a music legend and a bit of a wrong'un has reputedly been seen stalking the halls of his former mansion, moaning and flinging ectoplasm at hapless staff and fans. In a seance at his Canvey island retreat, Max Clifford PR Guru and foetid cunt, revealed exclusively that the ghost of Wacko Jacko had materialised at his supper table and advised that he wouldn't mind having a pop at the tragic cavernous Vagina'd waste of skin or Jordan as she has become known."

Terry Cunt, Jordan's publicist and an acolyte of Satan, stated today " In Principle Jordan wouldn't object to a date with Wacko Jacko, he might be technically dead and he might be a ghost but when you consider that most of the blokes she's been dating lately have been clinically dead from the neck up, this would definitely be a step up the dating ladder. You have to admit that screwing a ghost and waking up covered in chilly exctoplasm, whislt feeling vaguely empty, sad, alone and permanently cold will be a bloody good starting grid for the rest of Jordan's pointless existence."

It is believed that Jacko may make a come-back performance at the Pink Toothbrush club in Southend on Sea and that he hopes to meet Jordan after the gig, since she likes to tug off random tramps and drunkards behind the local skips.

Peter Andre, Jordan's ex and a former Australian Emeritus Professor of culture and music, was unavailable for comment today but it is believed that he wouldn't be averse to dating Jade Goody's ghost if the opportunity arises.

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