New Mayor Boris Scraps the Congestion Charge

Funny story: New Mayor Boris Scraps the Congestion Charge

New Mayor for London Boris Johnson (70) has been under heavy pressure recently to honour his promise to scrap the London congestion charge as written in his manifesto and one of the key reasons for his victory over Kenny (the Red) Livingstone. Fin...

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Sol Campbell In Call For 'More Black Footballers'

Funny story: Sol Campbell In Call For 'More Black Footballers'

Sol Campbell, the Portsmouth defender, has said in a statement that there are far too few black footballers, and has called upon players to support the under-represented minority by 'becoming black'. Mr Sol, real name Sulzeer Jeremiah, who is, him...

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Katie Price Horse Couture Range Comes A Cropper

Funny story: Katie Price Horse Couture Range Comes A Cropper

Katie Price came a cropper earlier today when shares in her clothes-horse business plummeted after several related accidents across the UK. Katie aka model Jordan unveiled her "horse couture" range earlier this week, which basically involved dress...

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Sol Campbell In Call For 'More Gay Footballers'

Funny story: Sol Campbell In Call For 'More Gay Footballers'

Sol Campbell, the Portsmouth defender, has said in a statement that there are far too few gay footballers, and has called upon players to support the under-represented minority by 'becoming gay'. Sol, real name Sulzeer Jeremiah, who, some claim, i...

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Government Introduces New Collectable Cigarette Packets

Funny story: Government Introduces New Collectable Cigarette Packets

Today the "Government" has introduced collectable cigarette packets for the first time, following the success of packets with written warnings of impending doom such as, "smoking kills." The new, more colourful, packets will have pictures of cripp...

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Top London Surgeon Rescues Bart Simpson Tattoo Toddler

Funny story: Top London Surgeon Rescues Bart Simpson Tattoo Toddler

A top London surgeon has stepped in to rescue a toddler who has had Bart Simpson burned onto his forearm after a cheap Spanish stick-on tattoo went wrong. The toddler was allowed the stick on henna tattoo by his parents, but suffered an allergic r...

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Teflondia And Souvlakia At War

Funny story: Teflondia And Souvlakia At War

CAROTID - Barney Fyfe, Defense Minister of Teflondia, has announced that his country and Souvlakia have declared war on each other. At a press conference held here today in the capital of Teflondia, he said that troops were sent across the border to...

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Sarah Palin sex tape shows she dressed up as Tina Fey for Halloween

Funny story: Sarah Palin sex tape shows she dressed up as Tina Fey for Halloween

New York, New York - It is well known that Sarah Palin dressed up as Tina Fey for Halloween but until the release of the Palin sex tape on the Internet, no one knew that she would often would remain in character back home in the bedroom where she wou...

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McCain Crashes His Campaign into a Tree

Funny story: McCain Crashes His Campaign into a Tree

After temporarily suspending his campaign in order to address the economic crisis, McCain reportedly started it back up and promptly crashed it into a tree. "The Senator is pretty banged up," said a spokesman, "but he's resting comfortably while...

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Senator Joe Biden admits to Tourette Syndrome-like disease

Funny story: Senator Joe Biden admits to Tourette Syndrome-like disease

Perhaps to lower expectations about his performance during the upcoming October 2 debate with Sarah Palin, Senator Biden today seemed to admit to some kind of speech disability. "The world knows I have a brain sensor problem. It's a disability l...

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Newcastle: 'Toon More Important Than Long Term Financial Depression.'

Funny story: Newcastle: 'Toon More Important Than Long Term Financial Depression.'

To find out how the credit crunch and coming long term depression, which will consist of many of us living in cardboard boxes eating dead rats while we try to keep warm around empty oil drums filled with environmentally friendly news papers filled wi...

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David Tennant loses his rag

Funny story: David Tennant loses his rag

David Tennant, star of the vaguely known sci-fi show 'Doctor Who', lost his temper yesterday. The actor, 37, who was in a cafe at the time, stunned people nearby as he leapt to his feet, took a sonic screwdriver out of his pocket with a flourish...

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Chinese Gold Medal Gymnasts Are Not 12-Years-Old

Funny story: Chinese Gold Medal Gymnasts Are Not 12-Years-Old

DONGLONG China - It is now official that the two Chinese gold medal gymnasts, He Kexin and Jiang Yuyuan, did in fact meet every olympic competition requirement in regards to age. Foo Chow Sakiyama, a reporter for Peking television station WANG ch...

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The New Face Of Cover Girl Is...Ellen Degeneres?!

Funny story: The New Face Of Cover Girl Is...Ellen Degeneres?!

Unbelievably, Cover Girl cosmetics has selected comediene/talkshow host/boob-squeazer Ellen Degeneres as their latest spokeswoman, er, spokesperson, er, spokeswhatever. "We realised that we weren't cornering the funny, middle-aged, boyish, marr...

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Bailout to Protect Middle Class

Funny story: Bailout to Protect Middle Class

The US Senate is taking its first crack at the Wall Street bailout today. The proposal has been revised to help the middle class and is expected to pass. The biggest change is a measure that will increase the FDIC insurance limit from $100,000 to...

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Sarah Palin Vaginal Discharge Video Clip Clocks Up 1 Million Hits On YouTube

Funny story: Sarah Palin Vaginal Discharge Video Clip Clocks Up 1 Million Hits On YouTube

Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin is at the centre of US political news again, after a graphic video clip of her mopping up some vaginal discharge reached more than 1 million hits within two days of being posted on YouTube. The Alaska governor h...

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Sarah Palin cancels debate

Funny story: Sarah Palin cancels debate

Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced during a press conference today she is suspending her campaign and flying to Washington because "Washington can't get its act together" and "it's time everybody get together" to solve "that economic t...

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School Outing Team Rescued from Dales Hellhole

Funny story: School Outing Team Rescued from Dales Hellhole

Eleven people have been rescued alive after becoming trapped in a Yorkshire Dales hellhole during bad weather. Eight teenagers aged 15 from St. Sodom's School of Latter Day Pederasts in Burnley, Lancashire, were left stranded along with three teac...

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Excreted Log Carries Image of the Virgin Mary

Funny story: Excreted Log Carries Image of the Virgin Mary

Reports of human waste taking on the image of the Virgin Mary were rampant in one local Chicago community yesterday, as thousands gathered to pay homage at the sighting. Appearing in the ladies restroom of a South-side Chicago diner, Mrs. Joanna Wat...

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Tony Blair reveals he caused global warming

Funny story: Tony Blair reveals he caused global warming

In extraordinary revelations today, ex Prime Minister Tony Blair has admitted that he caused the the climactic crisis now known as climate change. With a disconsolate look of resignation, Mr Blair revealed that he bought large herd of cattle (app...

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Paulson Resigns: Lou Dobbs Takes Over

Funny story: Paulson Resigns: Lou Dobbs Takes Over

Henry Paulson resigned Wednesday as Secretary of the Treasury. President Bush appointed CNN's Lou Dobbs to replace him. Dobbs is expected to be confirmed in the Senate on Thursday. Paulson accepting responsibility for the failed bailout: "I though...

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New Diet Miracle Flushes 20 Pounds Of Fat A Day!

Funny story: New Diet Miracle Flushes 20 Pounds Of Fat A Day!

Chicago Il-- A new diet drug was approved today and it is already working miracles. The drug is from Fish Pharmaceuticals and is being marketed under the name of 'Disanntry'. The new pill was approved by the Food and Drugged Administration and has th...

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Cleese and Idle on Palin for V.P.

Funny story: Cleese and Idle on Palin for V.P.

American news is big news, Obama this, Mccaine that and now Palin for vice president. So here it is, my first 'big' interview, Cleese and Idle talk openly about Palin's apoinment in possibly the biggest role Palins ever faced. I'm not too familiar with Palins early work so I hoped these two could fill me in. I saw bits of The BBC's Palins New Europe, a chance for Palin to visit Europe and find...

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Council Ruled by Money-Grabbing Fascist Dictators

Funny story: Council Ruled by Money-Grabbing Fascist Dictators

Smegmadale Council are currently recruiting a team of ex-MI5 spooks to act as refuse compliance officers and sneak around the town's streets, peering over fences and walls, issuing fixed penalty notices and insta-fines to residents who transgress the...

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Obama "Truth Squad" to Target The Spoof, Suspend Freedom of Speech!

Funny story: Obama "Truth Squad" to Target The Spoof, Suspend Freedom of Speech!

Chicago/Sun Times - Presidential candidate Barack Hussein Obama announced today he was beefing up his attacks on critics of his campaign by hiring several members of the Iranian Secret Police to combat The Truth. Free Speech advocates in recent da...

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Global Bank Bailout Underway - La Rive Gauche First to be Saved

Funny story: Global Bank Bailout Underway - La Rive Gauche First to be Saved

The disastrous economic meltdown started by the sub-prime lending fiasco in America has now spread globally. The United Nations Security Council has met in an emergency session at its New York headquarters and voted that all banks in the world need i...

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Cameron has London on high smug alert

Residents of London woke this morning in partial darkness, as huge cloud of smug hung over the city. After initial confusion and some reports of panic, the source of the smug was finally discovered to have been a by-product of Conservative Party lead...

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Palin: Ready to Push Nuclear Button

Funny story: Palin: Ready to Push Nuclear Button

Peterson - Cheyenne Mountain Center. - Hopeful VP Sarah Palin said yesterday during a visit at the US Northern Command (NORAD) in Peterson (near Colorado Springs) : "I am ready to push the nuclear Red Button, if needed!". Mrs. Palin made that sta...

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Repuffs! Republicans launch breakfast cereal

Funny story: Repuffs! Republicans launch breakfast cereal

Repuffs, a new cereal hit the breakfast tables of America's heartland today with a bowl of truth. Republicans hope Repuffs will help bolster the vote for the McCain-Palin ticket. Repuffs is packed with strong nutrients for Seniors and an all n...

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Gherkins Win Rights to UK Pickle Market!

Funny story: Gherkins Win Rights to UK Pickle Market!

In a United Kingdom pickle market dominated by Kosher Dills, the sweet and sour Gherkin has finally won rights to compete. After years of bitter and acrid in-fighting among pickling firms, the predominance of the Kosher Dill may finally have seen...

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Palin to Sit on Karl Rove's Lap While Debating Biden

Funny story: Palin to Sit on Karl Rove's Lap While Debating Biden

The Republicant Committee to reelect Dead Duck Bush has won the concession to allow Sarah Palin to sit on Karl Rove's lap during her debate with Joe Biden. Palin told the debate organizers: "Uncle Karl is my good luck charm and that whenever...

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CERN physicists ordered to open up a wormhole to the future so the U.S. Treasury can barrow more money from tomorrow, tomorrow is just a day away

Funny story: CERN physicists ordered to open up a wormhole to the future so the U.S. Treasury can barrow more money from tomorrow, tomorrow is just a day away

Washington, D.C. - After the rank and file of the Republican and Democrat parties sobered up refusing to pass the three and a half page ultimatum, tantamount to emptying 700 billion dollars out of the pockets of Americans and placing U.S. Treasury Se...

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Palin Fails to name her Favorite Periodicals Despite Couric's Caustic Questioning!

Funny story: Palin Fails to name her Favorite Periodicals Despite Couric's Caustic Questioning!

Sarah Palin had an easier time shooting Alaskan wolves from her gubernatorial whirlybird than she did answering the tough interview queries from sweet Katie Couric. The most recent brainteaser was: "What magazines do you read?" Palin told Couri...

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Palin's best friend Who Happens to Be Queer Also happens to Be Going to Hell!

Funny story: Palin's best friend Who Happens to Be Queer Also happens to Be Going to Hell!

Right wing nut religious fanatic Sarah Palin told Katie Couric that the Alaskan Ice Princess' best friend just happens to be a lesbian. Under more of Couric's caustic questioning, Palin explained the beliefs of her Wasilla Bible Church and Bait S...

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New York Yankees Fail To Make The Playoffs

Funny story: New York Yankees Fail To Make The Playoffs

NEW YORK CITY - The New York Yankees did not make the playoffs for the first time in 15 years. Yankee's owner George Steinbrenner, whose team will be moving into the new $1.6 billion Yankee Stadium in 2009 was asked about the fact that his 'boys...

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