Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 1 October 2008

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DONGLONG China - It is now official that the two Chinese gold medal gymnasts, He Kexin and Jiang Yuyuan, did in fact meet every olympic competition requirement in regards to age.

Foo Chow Sakiyama, a reporter for Peking television station WANG channel 3009, stated that he interviewed Suki 'Stir Fry' Yakachingi public relations director for the Peking age gathering firm of Wengingku, Gingkuwen, Kuwenging, & Schwartz and stated that they have in fact verified that gold medal winners He Kexin and Jiang Yuyuan have provided documentation and notorized proof that they are not 12-years-old as so many millions of olympic viewers believed.

Yakichingi said that he was personally allowed to see the two birth certificates after he paid each family 581 renminbi's which is about $85 in American money. Yakichingi stated that the two little gals will be able to keep their gold medals because He Kexin is really 27-years-old and Jiang Yuyuan is really 32-years-old."

(EDITOR'S NOTE: Actor Jackie Chan, who has known the Kexin family for 14 years, told me that He Kexin is married and has two little girls. The eldest Sing Sue is 7-years-old and the youngest Sue Sing is 6-years old. Chan commented, "It is an interesting gene thing but the one that's 7 looks 3, and the one that's 6 looks 2.")

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Chinese, Gymnastics




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