Written by Harlan Pepper

Wednesday, 1 October 2008

image for Repuffs! Republicans launch breakfast cereal
Republican party Presidential nominee, McCain and President Bush at the Repuffs! product launch.

Repuffs, a new cereal hit the breakfast tables of America's heartland today with a bowl of truth.

Republicans hope Repuffs will help bolster the vote for the McCain-Palin ticket.

Repuffs is packed with strong nutrients for Seniors and an all new formula of baby saving pro-life-itives. It's safe for women too and promises something very special for men.

Certain that most god fearing voters are likely to prefer cold conservative cereal over a steamy hot and juicy breakfast, Repuffs promisies to pack a spoonful of god's wholesome love in every bite.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Republicans, cereal




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