Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 1 October 2008

image for Palin Fails to name her Favorite Periodicals Despite Couric's Caustic Questioning!
A sample of a well sticky stained page from Inuits Go Wild Barbie Style

Sarah Palin had an easier time shooting Alaskan wolves from her gubernatorial whirlybird than she did answering the tough interview queries from sweet Katie Couric. The most recent brainteaser was: "What magazines do you read?"

Palin told Couric: "A lot...all...many of them all, you know, you all..."

Couric in her new pitbull mode went after the Wasilla beauty queen: "No, I don't know...name some...two?...one... Did you even buy a subscription to a magazine you never read just to support a stupid school fundraiser and then use it to wrap fish and moose meat in it?!"

TheSpoof.com had the answer in no time. After scavenging the year old pile of "recycling" in the wood behind the Palin igloo, the Palin family periodical library was unearthed: Unopened copies of Stone Soup, the literary journal for young readers, well used and sticky stained copies of Inuits Gone Wild and a few copies of 1950's hairdressing journals dedicated to the new exciting Beehive head adornment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sarah Palin

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