In a United Kingdom pickle market dominated by Kosher Dills, the sweet and sour Gherkin has finally won rights to compete.
After years of bitter and acrid in-fighting among pickling firms, the predominance of the Kosher Dill may finally have seen its day. Gherkin Gherking, Bumpy Lil Cuke described in dramatic terms the struggle of the gherkin to overcome the politically correct favoritism to the Kosher dill:
"Gherkins have always acknowledged the suffering of all things Kosher Bosher. But that should never have been a reason for the gherkin blockade.We are all pickles, equal in the sight of God, government and grocer!"