Hillary Clinton Announces Past Sex Change, Gains Popularity
In a bold move that stunned her supporters and dismayed her advisors, Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton has revealed to the world that she used to be a man.
Read full storySpoof.Com Word Count Crises?
A recent trilogy of short stories on TheSpoof.com has highlighted confusion in the word count functionality. All stories are required to have 100 words, what is not clear is how this is calculated.
Read full storyNew Political Party launches in UK
It has been along time coming, but at long last a new political party has emerged. It is called 'The Sons of Conway' and was launched in London's 'Green Light District' (not far from Soho) today.
Read full storyHillary Clinton Didn't Know Bush Gun Loaded
Explaining at the last CNN debate that she didn't know Bush's war gun was loaded when voting in favor of the Iraq Resolution, Hillary Clinton stumbled off message, rolling orphan Annie eyes, talking in terms of megalomaniac Saddam Hussein in...
Read full storyDisciples of Lew Rockwell Demand Acceptance for Their Brand of Love; Protest Beltway Libertarians' Concerns Over Friendly Ron Paul Newsletters
Washington, D.C. -- Hordes of angry Lew Rockwell disciples took to the streets of Washington, D.C. today in protest over Beltway Libertarians' perceived "intolerance" of several "warm and fuzzy" newsletters that Rockwell assisted in publishing under...
Read full storyDemocratic National Committee Discovers Hillary's Secret Agenda
Stop everything! We may soon have one front runner, Barack Obama, and no Hillary Clinton, even though the two have been running neck and neck in the past few weeks.
Read full storyMiley Cyrus legally changes her name to Hannah Montana; files court papers in Los Angeles to make it official
Los Angeles, California - Shortly after arriving at LAX Airport from Roma, Italy where Miley Cyrus (a.k.a. Hannah Montana) canceled a scheduled command performance in Vatican City before Pope Benedict XVI, Cyrus drove in her black Hummer limousine di...
Read full storyDavid Beckham on hunger strike
David Beckham is taking desperate measures to gain his 100th cap. In an attempt to persuade the new England coach of how desperate he is to play for the national team, Beckham has vowed not to eat again until he is picked.
Read full storyModern popular music "really is rubbish"
Generations of adults have always despised the popular sounds of the younger generation. Since the 1950s, parents have criticised contemporary music for being too loud, lacking in substance or lyrically bankrupt. Now scientific research has conclud...
Read full story"Spoofer" Unfairly Using Words like Turd, Spears, Cyrus, Hilton, or Lowton to Advance Ranking
It was revealed today by management with TheSpoof.com that a writer from "Merica" has shamefully been using key words that attract more hits for his/her stories.
Read full storyRonaldo Wonder Goal Hits Disabled Man Who Walks Again
The Portuguese star's stunning 30-yard set-piece in Manchester United's triumphal win over Portsmouth struck a disabled man who then walked again for the first time in 20 years.
Read full story"Failure...alcohol...roasting": Capello impresses England team with his command of need-to-know English vocabulary
The new England manager, Fabio Capello, who many doubted would be able to effectively work with his players due to his lack of English, has made a good impression in his first full day on the job. Working without an interpreter, Fabio was able to ta...
Read full storyWhite man who "Loves" Otis Redding always rolls up car windows in black neighborhoods
Jimmy Jones, a local Caucasian man who is a self proclaimed "Soul Music Nut" (particularly for the work of Otis Redding), seems to be a hypocrite regarding race relations.
Read full storyNew Reality Series: Scott Baio is Alive?
Cable network VH1, which is an acronym for V.ery H.orrible 1. has premiered yet another new "reality" show starring TV's Chachi also known as the "star" of Zapped! Scott Baio. This show will chronicle the "actor" as...
Read full storyTheSpoof.com's chaplain demands the appointment of website wet-nurse
Cyberspace - (Lactating Mess): TheSpoof.com's in-house multi-denominational chaplain Fr Fergus McShergar today called for the appointment of a website wet-nurse.
Read full storyBush Wins Highspend Trophy!
George W Bush won his eighth consecutive Highspend Trophy today, with a $3 Trillion budget including over $400 Billion in new debt.
Read full storySpears and Hilton combine with Sex "to make eye-catching headline"
In an audacious bid for views, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears combined their considerable status and interest-value with the equally attractive abstract noun "sex" in order to garner as many views of this story as possible.
Read full storyFamed Doctor in Land of Oz Last Hope to Give President Bush a Brain
Despite multiple efforts to accede to the Republican Party's frantic cries to various experts within the medical field, all attempts to enlarge or enhance the President's brain have now failed. It was determined that the President's pea...
Read full storySuper Tuesday brazilian wax for lucky Barney
White House, Washington AC/DC - (Shaggy Dog Ass): Lucky First Dog Barney is set to become the first presidential pooch to celebrate GOP Super Tuesday hopes with his very own inaugural brazilian wax.
Read full storyBill Belichick overheats in short sleeve hooded sweatshirt; leaves game early for medical attention
GLENDALE, AZ. Apparently Bill Belichick couldn't handle the heat, so he had to get out of the kitchen.
Read full storySharapova: Grunting and Groaning to Federer Cup Climax Bliss
Canada Stadium - (Cute Little Buns Mess): Unashamed naked ambition has spurred blonde Russian bombshell Maria Sharapova to a breathtaking multi-orgasmic climax in the Roger Federer Cup.
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Pops Pimple As World Watches
"Please pass the Clearasil," asked Miley Cyrus of her manager at her latest tween concert/squeal-fest. The fifteen year old television startlet and would be singer had just popped an enormous zit and wanted to be sure that she was protecte...
Read full storyShare Dip Means Comparison To Long-Running Party Is Finally Over
The balloons may have popped, the champagne may have gone flat and the Porsche may have lost its sheen but an in-depth analysis of the recent financial ups-and-downs to hit global money markets has shown that the mar...
Read full storyNew Labour: White Footballers Squeezed Out of Africa Cup of Nations
Ann Clueless, the completely out-of-touch MP for Vicars Stiffer has spoken of her concern that the lack of homegrown footballers playing in the Africa Cup of Nations is damaging the Premiership and England's hopes of ever winning...
Read full storyNew York Giants to Play World Cup Soccer
The New York Giants, fresh off winning the Super Bowl in American football, now get to prepare for an unusual entry in a special World Cup soccer event scheduled for the summer of 2008. FIFA, which governs the soccer world, announced a deal with the...
Read full storyBelichick, Patriots Face Blackmail Controversy
Shortly after the New England Patriots lost the Super Bowl to the New York Giants Sunday night, a new controversy broke out over cheating by the Patriots and their coach, Bill Belichick. Belichick allegedly blackmailed referees in an effort to influe...
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