Written by Everyman

Monday, 4 February 2008

image for David Beckham on hunger strike
Beckham - fat chance of getting selected

David Beckham is taking desperate measures to gain his 100th cap. In an attempt to persuade the new England coach of how desperate he is to play for the national team, Beckham has vowed not to eat again until he is picked.

"Victoria has been extremely helpful and is showing me the ropes" Beckham said. Posh Spice has not eaten since 2002 - gaining all of her nutrients through special make up which has to be applied two inches thick every six hours."What Victoria doesn't know about unhealthy diets that are the worst possible example to her young and impressionable fans isn't worth knowing." He said.

Capello said: "I understand that a fat chance or a slim chance means the same thing in your language - so whether David eats or not it makes no matter to me."

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