Cable network VH1, which is an acronym for V.ery H.orrible 1. has premiered yet another new "reality" show starring TV's Chachi also known as the "star" of Zapped! Scott Baio. This show will chronicle the "actor" as he travels around the country attempting to prove that he is in fact alive.
Viewers were skeptical. "Scott Baio? didn't he die in a drug deal or something?" Asked Jack Jones an area "fan".
The pilot episode depicts Baio's struggle to find people who either still remember him or believe he is still alive. This proves increasingly difficult. As the series progresses Baio finds only a handful of people who remember or even care about an untalented washed up actor from some shows in the 80's.
VH1 executives expect titanic ratings and a sequel is in the works starring Todd Bridges of Different Strokes "Fame".