It has been along time coming, but at long last a new political party has emerged. It is called 'The Sons of Conway' and was launched in London's 'Green Light District' (not far from Soho) today.
The leader is a Scillonian-born (from Isles of Scilly) greengrocer, known as Don Conway, washed up on a Cornish beach with several packets of chocolate biscuits, a tortoise and a BMW motorbike.
Mr Conway told In Seine News;
"I am fed up with Liberal, Labour and especially CONservative policies being all the same! I believe the time is right to offer something completely different. Our aim is to promote the theories of relativity and maintain a friendly, safe, homely atmosphere among the electorate. Our party's motto is "Keep it in the Family" and some of our policies will include:
- FREE Nuclear Family Energy - For each home with a mother, father and exactly 2.4 children.
- FREE FAT reduction - Family-added tax deducted at 10% from VAT.
- FREE Family Planning Permission - for homes that need to expand to incorporate the enlarged family but only inclusive of Grandparents and Great-Grandparents.
- FREE school meals - Meals that are designed by Jamie Oliver and have 5 'things' in them.
'The Sons of Conway' should not be confused with the Welsh Nationalist Group 'The Sons of Glyndwr' who burned holiday cottages owned by the hard working family members of English MPs although there is a town called Conway there.