Sharapova: Grunting and Groaning to Federer Cup Climax Bliss

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Monday, 4 February 2008

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"all the finesse of a mating Siberian tigress"

Canada Stadium - (Cute Little Buns Mess): Unashamed naked ambition has spurred blonde Russian bombshell Maria Sharapova to a breathtaking multi-orgasmic climax in the Roger Federer Cup.

The pneumatic 20 year-old player shrieked her way through a gruelling 90 minute love-match with all the finesse of a mating Siberian tigress.

Deafening groans of ecstasy were interrupted only by softest purring of gimme-gimme-more pleasure.

"Balls, that's what she's got!" tennis commentators enthused as La Sharapova's taut little ass flashed past the camera.

"Sure, but whose balls are we talking about!"

All afternoon Maria's erect little nipples bounced like siberian acorns in the blazing sunshine, her moist crimson lips parted and pulsating with anticipation as soft groans of "Roger! Roger!" were just audible in between climaxes.

Meanwhile in their Boca Raton condo the Williams sisters watched, stunned and speechless.

"Mmmmmmm. 'bout time we took Rog in hand again, Serena, take his mind off Pussy Galore here..."

"Venus, only it's for his own good. Hate to see a man wasted for no good reason."

Federer Cup finals will be staged in May.

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