Spoof writer attempts to create worlds longest and most boring headline by cramming as much as he can into the small headline space provided but falling short of the record outlined by Guiness and other reference sources, according to report issued by the

Written by NickFun

Saturday, 8 September 2007

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So close..

Spoof writer NickFun attempted to write the worlds longest headline today but came short because of character limitations.

"I was 3 characters short of the goal", a dejected Fun said from his office just north of Los Angeles. "When I previewed the story it looked more than long enough but the final version left off the characters reading 'this is a preview'. If they had kept those characters in I would be famous now and dating sexy divas. I would have broken the record but for the pitiful amount of space TheSpoof allows for headlines. I was so close. So close".

Fun claims that he will attempt the record again working from another online publication.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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