Republican Candidate Fred Thomson loves sex with martians

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Saturday, 8 September 2007

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Republican candidate Fred Thomson has openly admitted to having sex with little green men.

"Oh, heck of course I do", growled the Law & Order man, "there's nothin' I like better than a Martian".

Thomson, who announced on Thursday that he was officially entering the presidential race, made his comments on popular internet website YouBoob.

"Firstly let me tell the American people that I love my wife and my money, but once you've done Martian you're in a whole different place".

One of the key points -in fact the only point - in the I'm With Fred campaign is that America should make love not war with different species.

"Illegal aliens are a problem", said Thomson, "but other kinds of aliens can be a whole lot of fun".

His rival Rudi "Skeletor" Giuliani is busy trying to cash in on September 11th ceremonies to bolster his ratings.

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