"She'll never survive 9/11 solar eclipse" Hellfire Club wails

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 8 September 2007

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Osteoporosis division of Skull 'n' Bones sure had a good time spending taxpayers' billions

Anthrax Castle, Balmoral - (ReuterUs & Ass Mess): At eighteen degrees Virgo, Tuesday 9/11 2007, the second solar eclipse of the year cuts no ice in the humbug natal chart of the Puppet Monarch who ordered the framing of her creditors six years ago via the atrocity of the World Trade Center horror.

And now this weekend even her greatest supporters at the Hellfire Club can't see her escaping the moon's dark umbra as the grand spectacle of a total eclipse approaches to finally snuff out the ultimate hoax of the 20th century that is Queen Elizabeth II.

Meanwhile in the United States the Osteoporosis division of the Skull 'N' Bones Club has braced itself for the solar eclipse just as the FBI's Alaskan Corrupt Bastards Club investigation avalanches its way relentlessly to Washington.

Tuesday's sixth 9/11 anniversary occurs as the moon's
penumbra rollercoasters to a part of Antarctica just north of Proud Ho Bay to trigger exposure of a massive BP Oil perjury cover-up that ensured Alberto Gonzales was let off the hook for allowing evidence suborning in the Exxon Valdez disaster lawsuits.

Then the penumbra's baleful path touches the South American continent wreaking havoc to deception masters Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez and Lulua da Sliva.

As it sweeps over cocaine barons' empires in La Paz, Bolivia the shockwaves will reverberate all the way to the Kremlin and fish-kisssing asshole Vladimir Putin.

But by that time it may already be too late for Old Fatty Mountbatten and her house of cards.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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