Juneau, Alaska - (Ass Mess): An FBI investigation into the Alaskan Corrupt Bastards Club is being extended into a probe of the Juneau School Board following an unexpected tip-off that VECO money may have bribed officials into pursuing the famous Bong Hits 4 Jesus case.
"We're certainly looking at the connections between Juneau High's Deborah Morse and several of the Corrupt Bastards currently under indictment for taking whopping great big bribes from VECO," an FBI source hinted today.
The move coincides with the Bong Hits 4 Jesus case re-entering the headlines as Joseph Frederick's feisty defence attorney Doug Mertz filed for damages on behalf of his cleint this week.
This follows the July ruling this year from the United States Supreme Court that effectively gagged students from expressing their civil rights-given abilities to protest.
And in the Corrupt Bastards Club probe informed insiders have stated this weekend that Senator Ted Stevens and his son Ben "are merely inches away from getting their asses busted" by the Feds in the ongoing brobery probe of Alaskan lawmakers.
"Expect the shit to hit the fan arounf the 9/11 anniversary next week!" seems to be the message from informed sources this weekend.
