Zoo Keepers in Edinburgh Zoo were today in shock, when they found an Elephant stuck in the eye of a needle.
Ernest Needlemeyer, the Zoo's Spokesman said: 'It was quite a surprise really. Who would have thought that an Elephant of that size could fit through the eye of a needle that is nearly six metres wide and 15 metres tall. The Needle now covers most of the Zoo, so it was not really that surprising, I suppose. We had a Squirrel passing through a window last week, and that was surprising enough'
The misbehaving Paciderm has now been sedated, following its rescue from the comedy oversized sewing apparatus.