Elephant fits through the eye of a Needle

Written by Ben Macnair

Saturday, 8 September 2007

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Zoo Keepers in Edinburgh Zoo were today in shock, when they found an Elephant stuck in the eye of a needle.

Ernest Needlemeyer, the Zoo's Spokesman said: 'It was quite a surprise really. Who would have thought that an Elephant of that size could fit through the eye of a needle that is nearly six metres wide and 15 metres tall. The Needle now covers most of the Zoo, so it was not really that surprising, I suppose. We had a Squirrel passing through a window last week, and that was surprising enough'

The misbehaving Paciderm has now been sedated, following its rescue from the comedy oversized sewing apparatus.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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