Written by Felix Minderbinder

Sunday, 23 September 2007

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The fate of kids in Bush's America

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Healthy American children are 'the enemy' said President George Bush in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.

"We are better off spending hundreds of billions of dollars to grab Iraqi oil for Exxon Mobil in an illegal and immoral war rather than $50 billion on child's health," snarled Bush.

"Those rotten kids are now my enemy. I hate them. They sure aren't Republicans. Those billions of dollars should also go to Israel so Zionists can continue to steal Palestinian land and murder the rightful owners of that land."

Bush says he will veto the legislation designed to expand the State Children's Health Insurance Program. The bill would provide medical coverage for another 3.4 million children, yet Bush said in his weekly radio speech that expansion of the program would raise taxes on his rich cronies and threaten their yachts, mansions and Ferraris.

The existing program covers 6 million American children but is set to expire on September 30 unless Bush agrees on legislation to renew it. Bush has instead proposed increasing funding for the program by $5 over five years.

A veto battle would threaten millions of children with the risk of losing health insurance.

"But so what?" asked First Lady Laura Bush. "Let them eat cake!"

--Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire

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