Caracas, Venezuela (IP) - Nelson Mandela was declared dead by President George Bush and his body was sent to the morgue for an autopsy. He woke up during the procedure in terrible pain.
He was released after his wound was patched up by medical technicians and now he is extremely angry at Bush and plans to file a law suit.
When Bush was asked why he did such a thing he responded, " I didn't done it on purpose dang it all to heck gosh darn it." He said he would call Nelson and say he was sorry for what he done.
