Flip This House Will Flip A House

Sunday, 23 September 2007

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'Flipping' Tres Hombres

San Antonio, Texas (IP) - Flip This House star Armando Longwood (his name in English) will flip a house next week on television. He has hired 1,471 husky hombres and two German Shepherds to get the job done. The dogs are there to keep order and enforce a strong work ethic.

The crew will first take a concrete saw and cut along a dotted line around the lower perimeter of the house. The house will then be balanced on a specially designed pedestal placed under the center of the structure.

A large thick net with 1,500 rope handles will be set in place under the house. The husky hombres each grab a handle and will count uno, dos, quatro, and at that time they will toss the house into the air in such a way that the house will do a 180 degree flip and land back into the net on its roof. They will then reverse the process and place the house back into its original position.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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