Survivor All-Stars Finale: Amber Wins, Boston Rob Proposes, Jenna Pregnant

Monday, 10 May 2004

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Madison Square Garden, NY- In a live CBS broadcast, Amber walked away with the $1 million prize and a modest diamond engagement ring from Boston Rob, in the season finale of "Survivor."

"I'm pretty sure this season's participants averaged the lowest IQs of any other Survivor season," admitted sexy, dimpled host Jeff Probst. "The way they tried to put thoughts into words was hard to witness at times."

The winner, Amber, whose last name bears no relevance, said of her husband-to-be and first-runner-up Rob, "He really loves me and I really love him and this really is real even though it was on TV and for a while I thought he was playing me but now that I have the money I know he really loves me."

In a surprising twist, second-runner-up and single-mom Jenna revealed that she became pregnant during filming of the show. The paternity of her baby is not being announced because, according to Jenna, "it could be almost any of the guys that was there."

Survivor fans can look for the next installment of the hit series, "Survivor: Antarctica," to air this fall. Casting calls are going out now for the tenth and hopefully final season, "Survivor: Iraq."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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