Written by Jazzy T.

Monday, 24 May 2004

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50 Cent has extracted revenge on Ja Rule by shooting him and close friend Ashanti.

Rapper 50 Cent, who still hasn't forgotten his hatred for rival Ja Rule, was recently arrested for the shooting of the two main stars of The Inc., Rule and Ashanti. He said, "I finally got those motherf***ers back!"

The shooting occurred in a gunfight in Queens, where the two rappers come from. It started with some heated words between the two, and then 50 pulled out a shotgun and began shooting Ja 20 times. When Ashanti stepped in to break up the fight, she was shot as well. Twenty more bullets hit her body.

When 50 was sure that they were both dead, he fled to his apartment, where police were waiting outside his door. At the police station, he was very volatile, saying: "Ja is the biggest f***ing wanksta I have ever seen, and that b***h Ashanti is the motherf***ing Wanksta Queen. They call themselves Murder Inc., but they still don't know how to fight. They ought to call themselves Lover Inc., because of their sappy-ass songs."

Both Ja and Ashanti are miraculously recovering from their bullet wounds at a Manhattan hospital. Asked if they would record another album together again, Ashanti said, "Hell yeah. Ain't nothing gonna stop us now."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Shooting, 50 Cent

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