The world thought of Elmo as a cuddly little puppet beloved by children everywhere but that all changed today when Elmo crept up behind George W. Bush after administering enormous amouts of viagra to himself and began subjecting the President to sexual assaults so frenzied in nature that a pornographer would have blushed. The President, so shocked but having pleasurefully horny after effects is currently in the White House talking to his psychiatrist after trying to cleanse his rear with the hosepipe while Elmo, although knowing that he is about to be sent to Death Row in Texas for "Presidential Sex Attack", is blissfully happy saying that " Heehee! Elmo will feel all tingly in hard nether-regions!". "After the traumatic events of today it is highly unlikely that George Bush will be able to run for President again." Says a very interested reporter for the "Washington Herald".
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