Humane Treatment for Hitler's Offspring?

Funny story written by Scribe 1

Thursday, 3 June 2004

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Mrs. Hitler with The Fuhrer and One of the Baby Hitlers. Nice, Innocent Looking Little child!

Hitler's putative offspring liked to talk about destroying anencephalic infants. They claimed that beings like the anencephalic are useless. They believed that such infants should be allowed to die, unlike the medical society in this country which believes in providing warmth and ventilation until such infants expire naturally.

Sure, the young Hitler’s had the influence of Herr Fuhrer, but it was that type of belief that led to the holocaust, some historians have written.

No one has recently spoken about Mrs. Hitler! Why have the learned historians and writers not given recognition to her?

Mrs. Hitler was a good hearted woman. She loved her four children despite their Inclination to admire their daddy. Mrs. Hitler was able to realize that despite the gene pool of Herr Hitler in the four boys, that the younger Hitler’s should have an opportunity to embrace true humanistic qualities.

People must recognize that the Western World can influence such Pagans to embrace, shall we say Christianity! They could learn to realize that other races and less than perfect human beings are worthwhile and should be allowed to Attempt to lead normal lives. One hopes for growth in these offspring's thinking!!

Therefore, it is this writer's belief that the Western World provides a certain degree of comfort and assistance to Hitler's offspring lest they become like the old Fuhrer.

One can envision that the humanitarian Influence on young Hitler’s could nurture them to become future monks or friars or some such useful persons.

Little Hitler’s must not be left to the designs of the unstable Fuhrer who THE SPOOF reports to have shown up in France. This writer pleads for the fate of the ageing but fledgling Hitler’s II, III, IV and Hitler V’s.

Little Hitler’s should not be allowed to inherit the venom of the Fuhre, else society might encounter the likelihood of another holocaust or worst. Even if the Fuhrer is alive and well, let’s plead a case for young Hitler’s.

By the way, who is able to confirm that the Hitler sighting is authentic?

Historians believe that little Hitler’s liked to talk tough but were, in fact, little babes in the woods. They believe that when left with no dictatorship to call their own, they could become a menace to society. If we could only remember Jimmy Jones.

This SPOOF WRITER is monitoring the CNH and other news stations for further developments.

Phone calls to Herr Bush were unanswered. It seems Mr. Bush is busy eating rice for dinner.
Stay tuned.

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