Funny story: George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power

George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power

Washington -- The world was stunned today when President George W. Bush was found to be in possession of the One Ring to Rule Them All.

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Funny story: Supreme Court nominee John Roberts is Confident

Supreme Court nominee John Roberts is Confident

WASHINGTON (AP) Since his nomination to the Supreme Court by President Bush, John Roberts has been living large. John has a big new spring of confidence, a generous swelling of pride, and the one thing every man deserves: a little well-earned respec...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Will Attend Reagan Funeral

Osama Bin Laden Will Attend Reagan Funeral

Washington (AP) Osama Bin Laden is going to try to attend Ronald Reagan's funeral this week. The CIA reports a high level of chatter on several Middle East channels that indicate the terrorist leader will alter his appearance in order to show up with...

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Funny story: First Lady Laura Bush Looking Buff

First Lady Laura Bush Looking Buff

WASHINGTON (AP) Wherever First Lady Laura Bush travels these days, people are remarking at how wonderful she looks. Visitors to the White House have noticed quite a change in Laura Bush's appearance. "She looks so… uh… healthy!&quo...

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Funny story: World Leader Must ask Aide for Permission to Pee

World Leader Must ask Aide for Permission to Pee

Washington - Some liberals claim George W. Bush doesn't utter a word that Karl Rover doesn't script for him. Apparently the leader of the free world is equally afraid to take a bathroom break without obtaining permission from Rover, or his...

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Funny story: George Bush Takes Responsibility for Katrina Blunders and Resigns

George Bush Takes Responsibility for Katrina Blunders and Resigns

WASHINGTON--President Bush has finally taken responsibility for federal government blundering in coping with Hurricane Katrina and the much delayed relief efforts and announced his resignation on Wednesday. He also admitted that the calamity was evid...

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Funny story: Congress bans Midget Adoption

Congress bans Midget Adoption

WASHINGTON- Midget Rights groups around the nation were devastated last night after Congress passed a Bill banning Midget Adoption.

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Funny story: Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed

Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed

Thursday, Presidente Donaldo Juan Trump outlined bold initiatives to finance the construction of an impenetrable barrier to the southern border of the United States. In a joint venture with the Church & Dwight Company, the first stage of the wall...

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Funny story: New Men's Organization Calls for Limitation of Colors

New Men's Organization Calls for Limitation of Colors

A new group for men, calling itself "The Color Keepers," has announced a march and rally in Washington, D.C. for Monday, September 5, 2005. This date falls on the observance of Labor Day. When asked about the reasons for the rally and march, group...

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Funny story: Paula Zahn Has Orgasm On Live TV!

Paula Zahn Has Orgasm On Live TV!

WASHINGTON (CNN) Cable News Network news anchor Paula Zahn had an unusual interview Wednesday evening with presidential candidate John Kerry. Discu...

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Funny story: Afrophysicists Discover Link to Dark Matter

Afrophysicists Discover Link to Dark Matter

A link to solving the mystery of dark matter which as bedeviled physicists for decades has been solved posthumously it seems by Chuck Brown the acknowledged Godfather of Go-go music in the Washington D.C. area in the mid 1960's. While originally loca...

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Funny story: FDA warns of the dangers of excessive nose picking

FDA warns of the dangers of excessive nose picking

Seattle, Washington - Jason Peters had a habit. It wasn't a very nice habit. His mother told him to use a Kleenex, but he just wouldn't listen. Unlike the nursery rhyme, when he stuck in his thumb he didn't get a plum... he got his own eyeball.

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Funny story: Republicans Roll Out Carly Fiorina Robot

Republicans Roll Out Carly Fiorina Robot

Atlanta, GA - On Tuesday, the Republican Party rolled out it's new robot candidate, Carly Fiorina. The unveiling of their newest, multi-million dollar invention indeed seemed to fool a lot of TV viewers into thinking it was human, but the folks over...

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Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld Admits to Emoticon Addiction

Donald Rumsfeld Admits to Emoticon Addiction

Washington - U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has been put on "administrative leave" after admitting to an addiction to emoticons earlier in the week.

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Funny story: Washington DC Paleontology Conference Unveils New Species

Washington DC Paleontology Conference Unveils New Species

Washington DC: In August 2008, the media was so busy focusing on the major party political conventions in Denver CO and Minneapolis MN that they missed the Paleontology Conference held here. The fossilized remains of several new species of dinosaur have been unearthed in digs around the country. Republicanosaur: This creature was once thought to be extinct. However, it has been seen alive...

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Funny story: Alan Greenspan Charged With Killing Off Middle Class, Setting Stage for Economic Collapse

Alan Greenspan Charged With Killing Off Middle Class, Setting Stage for Economic Collapse

WASHINGTON-Alan Greenspan was arrested on Monday at the US Federal Reserve and formally charged with killing off large sections of the American middle class after police read the new book "Greenspan's Fraud" by best-selling author and Economics Profe...

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Funny story: Matt Lesko arrested for selling Federal Government secrets

Matt Lesko arrested for selling Federal Government secrets

Washington DC - Last week, Matthew Lesko was taken into custody by FBI agents. Lesko was unavailable for comment, however FBI representative Chambers had this to say: "Mr. Lesko has been soliciting government secrets for years. Right under our n...

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Funny story: H.R. 2829 Politicians Advance Bill Targeting Taxpayer Funding for Government:

H.R. 2829 Politicians Advance Bill Targeting Taxpayer Funding for Government:

(Washington,DC) - A U.S. House committee Thursday approved a bill linking taxpayer contributions to the Treasury to significant financial, regulatory and other reforms, one day after presidential candidate Ron Paul said he would sign the measure if i...

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Funny story: Obama olive branch to Hillary: be my Veep!

Obama olive branch to Hillary: be my Veep!

Washington AC/DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): "Ain't ever second-fiddling to that little upstart," Hillary Clinton raged today after Barack Obama's magnificently generous offer to put the former first lady on the ticket as his Vice President.

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Funny story: Alberto Gonzales Called A Greasy Wetback

Alberto Gonzales Called A Greasy Wetback

WASHINGTON D.C.--(NOBSDCNOOZ) Attorney General Alberto Gonzales insisted yesterday he had only a small role in the dismissal of eight federal prosecutors. Disbelieving senators reacted calling the Attorney General a "gre...

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