Funny story - Fauci alternative persona emerges

Fauci alternative persona emerges

Suddenly emerging, and revealed here through diligent investigative work, a split personality disorder in National Health Advisor, Mr. Fauci, has startled some observers. Others find the two personas "entirely consistent." Depicted above, Mr. Fauc…

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Funny story - President George Bush Admits to Hot Affair with Geena Davis

President George Bush Admits to Hot Affair with Geena Davis

WASHINGTON --- In a stunning announcement from the White House, it was confirmed that President Bush has been having a long-term relationship with actress Geena Davis. The couple surprised Washington insiders last evening when they appeared together...

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Funny story - George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power

George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power

Washington -- The world was stunned today when President George W. Bush was found to be in possession of the One Ring to Rule Them All.

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Funny story - Bush To Eliminate Seperation of Church and State, Claims to Be "Divine"

Bush To Eliminate Seperation of Church and State, Claims to Be "Divine"

Washington DC: Speaking from the White House Press Room, President Bush announced today that the US will do away with the notion of Church and State.

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Funny story - President George Bush Drinking Again!

President George Bush Drinking Again!

WASHINGTON (AP) Under withering political pressure, George Bush has been sneaking shots of whiskey to try to calm his nerves. With the entire country finally figuring out that George Bush is the most inept president since Hoover, Mr. Bush has begun...

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Funny story - Osama Bin Laden Will Attend Reagan Funeral

Osama Bin Laden Will Attend Reagan Funeral

Washington (AP) Osama Bin Laden is going to try to attend Ronald Reagan's funeral this week. The CIA reports a high level of chatter on several Middle East channels that indicate the terrorist leader will alter his appearance in order to show up with...

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Funny story - First Lady Laura Bush Looking Buff

First Lady Laura Bush Looking Buff

WASHINGTON (AP) Wherever First Lady Laura Bush travels these days, people are remarking at how wonderful she looks. Visitors to the White House have noticed quite a change in Laura Bush's appearance. "She looks so… uh… healthy!&quo...

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Funny story - FDA warns of the dangers of excessive nose picking

FDA warns of the dangers of excessive nose picking

Seattle, Washington - Jason Peters had a habit. It wasn't a very nice habit. His mother told him to use a Kleenex, but he just wouldn't listen. Unlike the nursery rhyme, when he stuck in his thumb he didn't get a plum... he got his own eyeball.

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Funny story - Liquor Store Registers Bush Voters

Liquor Store Registers Bush Voters

Seattle, Washington - A cease and desist order was issued by the Superior Court of King County August 31st after a liquor store manager began registering voters for George W. Bush and the republican party. Angry over Hemp-Fest participants allegedly...

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Funny story - George W. Bush announces to world, "I'm an asshole!"

George W. Bush announces to world, "I'm an asshole!"

Washington, D.C. -- President George W. Bush held a press conference today that will go down as one of the strangest moments in U.S. history. After a few opening remarks by his Press Secretary, the President took the podium, looked around for a mome...

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Funny story - Presidential Contenders to Square Off on XBOX Live

Presidential Contenders to Square Off on XBOX Live

Washington, DC - In an interesting twist on the tried and true debate model, The Commission on Presidential Debates (CPD) has announced that President Bush and Senator Kerry will be competing against one and other during a series of extended gaming s...

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Funny story - George Bush Claims He is Descended from Jesus Christ and Akhnaten and is Not "Human Trash"

George Bush Claims He is Descended from Jesus Christ and Akhnaten and is Not "Human Trash"

WASHINGTON (AP)-President George Bush returned from the fourth Summit of the Americas held in Mar del Plata, Argentina on Monday with his tail between his legs, stung at being called "human trash" by Argentine soccer legend Diego Maradona, and called...

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Funny story - Scientific Study II: "Poodles are Evil"

Scientific Study II: "Poodles are Evil"

Gonad, Washington - After much study and collaboration, historians and scientist alike, have come to the conclusion, that poodles are indeed, evil. (This is a fact that many of us have known all along.) Poodles, in their words, are the spawn of Sat...

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Funny story - Laura Bush pregnant?

Laura Bush pregnant?

Washington DC, USA; Saturday 25 March 2006 -(ReUterus & Associated Mess) - Despite a feverish guessing game in the international media, the White House is reportedly "keeping mum" today on the hot topic of whether First Lady Laura Bus...

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Funny story - Matt Lesko arrested for selling Federal Government secrets

Matt Lesko arrested for selling Federal Government secrets

Washington DC - Last week, Matthew Lesko was taken into custody by FBI agents. Lesko was unavailable for comment, however FBI representative Chambers had this to say: "Mr. Lesko has been soliciting government secrets for years. Right under our n...

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Funny story - Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed

Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed

Thursday, Presidente Donaldo Juan Trump outlined bold initiatives to finance the construction of an impenetrable barrier to the southern border of the United States. In a joint venture with the Church & Dwight Company, the first stage of the wall...

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Funny story - Referendum to Eliminate Electoral College Shot Down by Electoral College

Referendum to Eliminate Electoral College Shot Down by Electoral College

WASHINGTON. All 538 electors of the U.S. Electoral College unanimously vetoed a permanent recess of the U.S. Electoral College and ban on all Electoral College methods of carrying out national elections today. Earlier this month the landslide refer...

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Funny story - World Leader Must ask Aide for Permission to Pee

World Leader Must ask Aide for Permission to Pee

Washington - Some liberals claim George W. Bush doesn't utter a word that Karl Rover doesn't script for him. Apparently the leader of the free world is equally afraid to take a bathroom break without obtaining permission from Rover, or his...

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Funny story - Republican's Worry: Bush Loses Debate to Stem Cell

Republican's Worry: Bush Loses Debate to Stem Cell

Washington, D.C. Returning to the White House after a day spent comforting victims of the hurricane in Florida, President Bush was drawn into a...

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Funny story - Clinton Book Sees Second Printing

Clinton Book Sees Second Printing

WASHINGTON - Following the release of former President Bill Clinton's book, 'My Life', in June of this year, several watch-groups have reported a host of typographical errors. The book has enjoyed only marginal sales, despite the heavy m...

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