Funny story: Melania Trump, Director of the Nation’s “Be Best” Movement, Honors a Great Old Woman

Melania Trump, Director of the Nation’s “Be Best” Movement, Honors a Great Old Woman

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The country’s first lady made a very rare speaking appearance on the White House lawn. She was honoring a woman who had recently fought off three bullies who tried to steal her “Trump For King” political button. Melania told...

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Funny story: Adam Schiff caught driving through Washington D.C. with chicken on his shoulder

Adam Schiff caught driving through Washington D.C. with chicken on his shoulder

Caught and advised by police on problems with a bird on his shoulder, House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff has stated he was inspired by a Wisconsin man, detained last weekend. This 42-year-old resident of Wisconsin was arrested afte...

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Funny story: George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power

George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power

Washington -- The world was stunned today when President George W. Bush was found to be in possession of the One Ring to Rule Them All.

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Funny story: First Lady Laura Bush Looking Buff

First Lady Laura Bush Looking Buff

WASHINGTON (AP) Wherever First Lady Laura Bush travels these days, people are remarking at how wonderful she looks. Visitors to the White House have noticed quite a change in Laura Bush's appearance. "She looks so… uh… healthy!&quo...

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Funny story: Matt Lesko arrested for selling Federal Government secrets

Matt Lesko arrested for selling Federal Government secrets

Washington DC - Last week, Matthew Lesko was taken into custody by FBI agents. Lesko was unavailable for comment, however FBI representative Chambers had this to say: "Mr. Lesko has been soliciting government secrets for years. Right under our n...

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Funny story: President Denies Codpiece

President Denies Codpiece

Washington D.C. -- The White House press office issued a release denying assertions that George Bush was wearing a codpiece last May when he alighted from a Navy S-3B Viking fighter onto the deck of the aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln.

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Funny story: Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed

Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed

Thursday, Presidente Donaldo Juan Trump outlined bold initiatives to finance the construction of an impenetrable barrier to the southern border of the United States. In a joint venture with the Church & Dwight Company, the first stage of the wall...

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Funny story: Scan THIS: New Tattoo Identity System on the Way

Scan THIS: New Tattoo Identity System on the Way

WASHINGTON, DC-Removing clothing, pat-downs and body cavity searches at airports across the nation will soon become a thing of the past. A new procedure will replace the antiquated airport screening process when recently passed legislation is enacted...

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Funny story: U.S. Government Announces Going Out-of-Business Sale

U.S. Government Announces Going Out-of-Business Sale

Although the United States government’s historic 35-day shutdown will soon be coming to an end, because the financial repercussions of the shutdown have done irreparable damage, the government has announced a going-out-of-business sale. Vice Presi...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Will Attend Reagan Funeral

Osama Bin Laden Will Attend Reagan Funeral

Washington (AP) Osama Bin Laden is going to try to attend Ronald Reagan's funeral this week. The CIA reports a high level of chatter on several Middle East channels that indicate the terrorist leader will alter his appearance in order to show up with...

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Funny story: FDA warns of the dangers of excessive nose picking

FDA warns of the dangers of excessive nose picking

Seattle, Washington - Jason Peters had a habit. It wasn't a very nice habit. His mother told him to use a Kleenex, but he just wouldn't listen. Unlike the nursery rhyme, when he stuck in his thumb he didn't get a plum... he got his own eyeball.

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Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith Autopsy Points To Murder

Anna Nicole Smith Autopsy Points To Murder

MiAMI, FLORIDA--(RUMRZ) "Anna Nicole Smith was Murdered!", Admits Dr. Tim Bucktooth, Miami Dade County Coroner, at a news conference this morning. Shock and a new heightened interest was the reaction to the verdict being ha...

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Funny story: Confirmed: Trump and Biden stormed Ukraine with violence and kicking over trash cans

Confirmed: Trump and Biden stormed Ukraine with violence and kicking over trash cans

Punxsutawney Phil has come forward in September this year to say: “Winter is coming on now—not just six more weeks from February 2!” New scandal is breaking onto Washington. Have current and previous Washington Oval Office residents been illeg...

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Funny story: Alberto Gonzales Called A Greasy Wetback

Alberto Gonzales Called A Greasy Wetback

WASHINGTON D.C.--(NOBSDCNOOZ) Attorney General Alberto Gonzales insisted yesterday he had only a small role in the dismissal of eight federal prosecutors. Disbelieving senators reacted calling the Attorney General a "gre...

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Funny story: President George Bush Admits to Hot Affair with Geena Davis

President George Bush Admits to Hot Affair with Geena Davis

WASHINGTON --- In a stunning announcement from the White House, it was confirmed that President Bush has been having a long-term relationship with actress Geena Davis. The couple surprised Washington insiders last evening when they appeared together...

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Funny story: Laura Bush pregnant?

Laura Bush pregnant?

Washington DC, USA; Saturday 25 March 2006 -(ReUterus & Associated Mess) - Despite a feverish guessing game in the international media, the White House is reportedly "keeping mum" today on the hot topic of whether First Lady Laura Bus...

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Funny story: Euan Blair quarantined in London

Euan Blair quarantined in London

London, Saturday 20 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): Tony Blair's eldest son Euan has left his Washington DC internship abruptly and returned back to London for a reported six months period of quarantine and convalescence after compulsory NHS anti-r...

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Funny story: George Bush Claims He is Descended from Jesus Christ and Akhnaten and is Not "Human Trash"

George Bush Claims He is Descended from Jesus Christ and Akhnaten and is Not "Human Trash"

WASHINGTON (AP)-President George Bush returned from the fourth Summit of the Americas held in Mar del Plata, Argentina on Monday with his tail between his legs, stung at being called "human trash" by Argentine soccer legend Diego Maradona, and called...

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Funny story: President Bush to Irish People: Disband U2

President Bush to Irish People: Disband U2

Washington (Spoof International News) March 17. U.S. President George W. Bush is using the occasion of St. Patrick's day to call on the Irish people to disband U2.

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Funny story: Congress bans Midget Adoption

Congress bans Midget Adoption

WASHINGTON- Midget Rights groups around the nation were devastated last night after Congress passed a Bill banning Midget Adoption.

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