Funny story - First Lady Laura Bush Looking Buff

First Lady Laura Bush Looking Buff

WASHINGTON (AP) Wherever First Lady Laura Bush travels these days, people are remarking at how wonderful she looks. Visitors to the White House have noticed quite a change in Laura Bush's appearance. "She looks so… uh… healthy!&quo...

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Funny story - Osama Bin Laden Will Attend Reagan Funeral

Osama Bin Laden Will Attend Reagan Funeral

Washington (AP) Osama Bin Laden is going to try to attend Ronald Reagan's funeral this week. The CIA reports a high level of chatter on several Middle East channels that indicate the terrorist leader will alter his appearance in order to show up with...

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Funny story - George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power

George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power

Washington -- The world was stunned today when President George W. Bush was found to be in possession of the One Ring to Rule Them All.

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Funny story - President George Bush Drinking Again!

President George Bush Drinking Again!

WASHINGTON (AP) Under withering political pressure, George Bush has been sneaking shots of whiskey to try to calm his nerves. With the entire country finally figuring out that George Bush is the most inept president since Hoover, Mr. Bush has begun...

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Funny story - Russell Crowe Was Target of Denzel Washington and Julia Roberts Plot

Russell Crowe Was Target of Denzel Washington and Julia Roberts Plot

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Crowe, who should have beaten Denzel Washington like a rented mule in the 2002 Oscar race, was the target of a plot hatched not by al-Qaida, as the besotted Crowe is now telling people, but by Denzel Washington and co-conspirator...

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Funny story - Paula Zahn Has Orgasm On Live TV!

Paula Zahn Has Orgasm On Live TV!

WASHINGTON (CNN) - Cable News Network news anchor Paula Zahn had an unusual interview Wednesday evening with presidential candidate John Kerry. Discussing the event with Comedy Central's Jon Stewart, the beautiful star of the CNN newsroom said that t...

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Funny story - Vice Admiral James Stockdale Begins Stumping as Third-Party VP Candidate

Vice Admiral James Stockdale Begins Stumping as Third-Party VP Candidate

Washington, DC - Vice Admiral James Bond Stockdale (ret.), Ross Perot's running mate during the 1992 Presidential election, today announced his plan to run as an independent Vice Presidential candidate. In an unusual step, Admiral Stockdale is runni...

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Funny story - FDA warns of the dangers of excessive nose picking

FDA warns of the dangers of excessive nose picking

Seattle, Washington - Jason Peters had a habit. It wasn't a very nice habit. His mother told him to use a Kleenex, but he just wouldn't listen. Unlike the nursery rhyme, when he stuck in his thumb he didn't get a plum... he got his own eyeball.

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Funny story - Matt Lesko arrested for selling Federal Government secrets

Matt Lesko arrested for selling Federal Government secrets

Washington DC - Last week, Matthew Lesko was taken into custody by FBI agents. Lesko was unavailable for comment, however FBI representative Chambers had this to say: "Mr. Lesko has been soliciting government secrets for years. Right under our n...

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Funny story - President Denies Codpiece

President Denies Codpiece

Washington D.C. -- The White House press office issued a release denying assertions that George Bush was wearing a codpiece last May when he alighted from a Navy S-3B Viking fighter onto the deck of the aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln.

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Funny story - Scan THIS: New Tattoo Identity System on the Way

Scan THIS: New Tattoo Identity System on the Way

WASHINGTON, DC-Removing clothing, pat-downs and body cavity searches at airports across the nation will soon become a thing of the past. A new procedure will replace the antiquated airport screening process when recently passed legislation is enacted...

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Funny story - Washington Under Pressure To Drop The Name 'Washington'

Washington Under Pressure To Drop The Name 'Washington'

As the tidal wave of race equality surges on, gathering pace and momentum, it's been revealed that very name of the capital, itself, is in the sights of the Black Lives Matter movement, and, some might say, with good cause. Washington, DC, was nam…

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Funny story - Congress bans Midget Adoption

Congress bans Midget Adoption

WASHINGTON- Midget Rights groups around the nation were devastated last night after Congress passed a Bill banning Midget Adoption.

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Funny story - Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed

Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed

Thursday, Presidente Donaldo Juan Trump outlined bold initiatives to finance the construction of an impenetrable barrier to the southern border of the United States. In a joint venture with the Church & Dwight Company, the first stage of the wall...

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Funny story - Bush orders 420 removed from national time keeping system

Bush orders 420 removed from national time keeping system

Washington- Today on the advice of attorney general John Ashcroft, President Bush announced that the U.S. will be phasing out 4:20 on the US ti...

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Funny story - President George Bush Admits to Hot Affair with Geena Davis

President George Bush Admits to Hot Affair with Geena Davis

WASHINGTON --- In a stunning announcement from the White House, it was confirmed that President Bush has been having a long-term relationship with actress Geena Davis. The couple surprised Washington insiders last evening when they appeared together...

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Funny story - Washington Redskins To Change Their Name To Something Completely Different

Washington Redskins To Change Their Name To Something Completely Different

The Washington Redskins, having come in for criticism in relation to their name, which could be said to be an affront to Native American Indians, are seriously considering making a major change. Slated for the derogatory name 'Redskins', the franc…

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Funny story - Bush Camp Backtracks on Inuit "Snow Pigs" Gaffe

Bush Camp Backtracks on Inuit "Snow Pigs" Gaffe

Alaska - A red faced White House was today trying to extricate its self from the latest in a long line of verbal gaffes and scandals, the president's Tourette's has thrust them into.

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Funny story - Tom DeLay Lashes Out in Farewell Speech

Tom DeLay Lashes Out in Farewell Speech

WASHINGTON (AP)--Tom Delay, the Senior Republican of the House of Representatives has bowed out of his 21-year political career with a defiant and unrepentant 2-hour speech defending the "culture of corruption" of Republican conservatism and his own...

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Funny story - Ted Nugent to Head Homeland Security

Ted Nugent to Head Homeland Security

Washington, D.C. - Frustrated by mounting criticism over his failure to appoint a Secretary of Homeland Security, President George W. Bush announced this morning that he would name gonzo rocker Ted Nugent to the post.

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