Funny story: First Lady Laura Bush Looking Buff

First Lady Laura Bush Looking Buff

WASHINGTON (AP) Wherever First Lady Laura Bush travels these days, people are remarking at how wonderful she looks. Visitors to the White House have noticed quite a change in Laura Bush's appearance. "She looks so… uh… healthy!&quo...

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Funny story: George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power

George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power

Washington -- The world was stunned today when President George W. Bush was found to be in possession of the One Ring to Rule Them All.

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Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith Autopsy Points To Murder

Anna Nicole Smith Autopsy Points To Murder

MiAMI, FLORIDA--(RUMRZ) "Anna Nicole Smith was Murdered!", Admits Dr. Tim Bucktooth, Miami Dade County Coroner, at a news conference this morning. Shock and a new heightened interest was the reaction to the verdict being ha...

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Funny story: Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed

Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed

Thursday, Presidente Donaldo Juan Trump outlined bold initiatives to finance the construction of an impenetrable barrier to the southern border of the United States. In a joint venture with the Church & Dwight Company, the first stage of the wall...

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Funny story: US Citizens Boot Washington DC

US Citizens Boot Washington DC

In a modern time revolution, the people of the United States have voted to boot Washington DC from the country.

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Funny story: President Denies Codpiece

President Denies Codpiece

Washington D.C. -- The White House press office issued a release denying assertions that George Bush was wearing a codpiece last May when he alighted from a Navy S-3B Viking fighter onto the deck of the aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln.

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Funny story: Bush administration to televise torture sessions

Bush administration to televise torture sessions

WASHINGTON, DC, Tuesday In an extraordinary move designed to allay the fears of the American people that the United States will not be condoning torture as it becomes the first major nation to abandon the century-old Geneva Convention guarant...

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Funny story: Laura Bush pregnant?

Laura Bush pregnant?

Washington DC, USA; Saturday 25 March 2006 -(ReUterus & Associated Mess) - Despite a feverish guessing game in the international media, the White House is reportedly "keeping mum" today on the hot topic of whether First Lady Laura Bus...

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Funny story: Obama olive branch to Hillary: be my Veep!

Obama olive branch to Hillary: be my Veep!

Washington AC/DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): "Ain't ever second-fiddling to that little upstart," Hillary Clinton raged today after Barack Obama's magnificently generous offer to put the former first lady on the ticket as his Vice President.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Ads Visible From Space

Ron Paul Ads Visible From Space

5 Sep 07, NEW YORK CITY, NY, USNA-- Manhattan Meetup #50 has won a campaign contest for most acres covered by Ron Paul signage. Members created a "GOOGLE RON...

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Funny story: Shooting Statistics -- Washington vs Iraq

Shooting Statistics -- Washington vs Iraq

WASHINGTON D.C. (Statistic Institute) -- Regardless of where you stand on the issue of the U.S. involvement in Iraq, there is one sobering statistic we can't escape.

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Funny story: U.S. Sends Jedis to Iraq

U.S. Sends Jedis to Iraq

Washington D.C.- During a Department of Defense press conference on Friday, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld announced that the United States would deploy it's brigades of Jedi Knights to the war in Iraq. "Only the Jedi can restore ord...

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Funny story: Mortgage rate mania prevailing

Mortgage rate mania prevailing

WASHINGTON - Mortgage rates have come down. But experts say they will rise again.

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Funny story: Democrats Set to Crucify DeLay

Democrats Set to Crucify DeLay

CAPITOL HILL-Washington Democrats are absolutely giddy over the investigative spotlight now shining on indicted House Speaker Tom DeLay…so much so, that they're already condemned him even before he's had his day in court.

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Funny story: FDA warns of the dangers of excessive nose picking

FDA warns of the dangers of excessive nose picking

Seattle, Washington - Jason Peters had a habit. It wasn't a very nice habit. His mother told him to use a Kleenex, but he just wouldn't listen. Unlike the nursery rhyme, when he stuck in his thumb he didn't get a plum... he got his own eyeball.

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Funny story: Bigfoot found, shot down in cold blood

Bigfoot found, shot down in cold blood

REDCLIFF, Wash. -- A hunter claims that he saw the legendary beast known as Bigfoot, shot him five times through the chest and watched it bleed to death in a remote part of Washington state.

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Funny story: Dems Question Bush's Age, Claim He Couldn't Have Been In '72 Alabama

Dems Question Bush's Age, Claim He Couldn't Have Been In '72 Alabama

Washington -- It appears that President Bush is not as old as he has previously led everyone to believe. Accusations from an unknown reliable source claim that the leader of the free world is only 30 years old; which would make his age a negative-two...

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Funny story: George Bush Reveals White House Has Dungeons and Torture Rooms

George Bush Reveals White House Has Dungeons and Torture Rooms

WASHINGTON (AP)--President George Bush on Wednesday acknowledged the existence of secret US prisons run by the CIA where innocent people are regularly tortured and denied all legal rights. In a further shocking admission, he also revealed that his ow...

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Funny story: President Says He Approved Secret Spying to Nail His Enemies

President Says He Approved Secret Spying to Nail His Enemies

WASHINGTON (Reuters)--President Bush today acknowledged that he had unlawfully authorized the National Security Agency to spy on American citizens and legislators "because they are all out to get me and I have to nail them first."...

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Funny story: Sheehan Arrest reveals 'real killers,' Halloway murderer and missing Iraq funds

Sheehan Arrest reveals 'real killers,' Halloway murderer and missing Iraq funds

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After being arrested for civil disobedience for refusing to move from a sidewalk on Pennsylvania Avenue, anti-war protester Cindy Sheehan was sent to Guantanamo Bay.

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