Future Climate News - Washington DC 2042. From Dr. Futuro, With His Futuroscope.

Funny story written by UncleDale

Friday, 5 August 2022

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Planet Dearth?

This is Dr. Futuro from my Victorian Home and Lab here in London. I just did another session with my Futuroscope, and saw the Climate, twenty years from now in the Washington, DC, area - a stable viewing area.

It was fairly shocking. The Potomac, a Tidal River, has now backed up and has flooded major parts of DC. Lincoln, in his monument, is knee deep in water - fish playing around his feet.

The Potomac is shiny and glinting - tiny slivers of melting icebergs in it.

Apparently, Greenland is now green, and the East coast of Americas has many new, far - inland beaches.

Moving the view over to the Capitol. People are picketing outside Congress - many still wearing red hats, so that is a fashion that has endured.

Possibly, The Republicans are inside Congress are now thinking about debating and doing something about the so - called Global Warming.

Oh, there is activity now. I see congressmen and women coming out and wading across the street in their waterproof boots to their limousines - giving the Fist sign to their followers.

And a huge surge of water just came up the Potomac and almost got one of them - it must be the high tide.

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