Walla Walla Washington, one of the more hilarious cities in America, is changing its name.
It wants to be taken seriously. Too many busloads of wall jumpers are being sent from Texas to Walla Walla and laughing their asses off at America. When you are a refugee, you’re not supposed to laugh or make fun of the country that wants to treat you like second class citizens, cleaning the homes of Wall Street millionaires and Washington politicians, and then being groped by the man of the house when the woman of the house us trying to seduce her tennis instructor.
(Some say Ted Cruz alone has over 40 servants he personally packed into the back of his windowless van at night and drove to his house. They live in a shed out back that’s kept locked, cameras watching, and with the INS on speed-dial. Some say … but it could only be Antifa rumors.)
Walla Walla has bandied around some new names:
Hippie Commune #42
American Patriot Town
Not An HQ for the KKK
Happyville
Whitey City
Slapstickania
and
Nuremberg 2.0.
The town fathers of Walla Walla have yet to make a decision because most of them have second jobs at the local circus as clowns, and sometimes they do kid’s parties. Book your city clown today and let the migrant laughter roll on in!
