Russell Brand gains American citizenship after MTV Awards
Russell Brand has been granted an American Green Card and full American citizenship without even applying for it. A spokesperson for the American Green Card Office said: "Well, we appreciate he called our President Bush some rather funny names,...
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Paris Hilton Toenail Exclusive
A man in Italy who made a perfect replica of the Paris Hilton using his toenails has been caught on the Spanish coast taking photos of sun bathers feet. It is claimed he would creep up on bathers and take pictures of there feet while they slept.
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Ivanka Trump Sex Video Goes Viral
Ivanka Trump is making no apologies for a sex video that has recently gone viral on the internet. "Hey", she protested, "my hubby and I are entitled to a romantic getaway just like any other couple, and daddy happens to have a large number of hote...
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Paris Hilton Sold Her Soul to the Devil, admits it on Larry King
An emergency summit was called by theologians, philosophers, media watch dogs, political campaigners and clergy persons to try and figure out this whole Paris Hilton phenomenon. There just seems to be no earthly explanation to this Paris fervor. So...
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Paris Hilton and Perez Hilton Get Into A "Bitch Slapping" Fight At Charlie Sheen's Malibu Beach House
MALIBU BEACH - It appears that two of Tinsel Town's biggest divas the Hilton girls, Paris and Perez have both shown that they are about as civilized as two Taliban warriors. The two were attending a Charlie Sheen "Winning Wienie Roast" on the beach when they began posturing for position next to the host who was throwing wienies on the grill like they were marshmallows. Sheen had sent his two...
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Paris Hilton Sells Her Farts
In what can only be described as a revolution, hotel heiress Paris Hilton has 'bottled her bottom burps'. "People love my fragrances, so I'd thought that I'd give them something more personal", explained Ms Hilton. During the fictitious interview,...
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Myanmar Dumps China And Embraces Paris Hilton
Get Ready to Rumble: MLB Announces Celebrity Kick Boxing
Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin
Intimate Pix of Paris Hilton's Bikini Line Reveal A Hint of Cellulite
Paris Hilton Had A Bad Week, Nicole Richie Says Its Her Own Fault, The Hussie!
Rick Hilton Showcases Elvis Presley Room At Paris Hilton
Scottish Man Who Says "That's Thinkin' With Your Dipstick" Revealed
Paris Hilton's Night with William Hung
Paris Hilton gets oiled and fisted by Kim Kardashian - but it's not what you think!
Hambone vs. Hilton: Round One Goes to Lottery Winner
Paris Hilton's Erotically Revealing Upskirt Shot Was Staged
People Magazine Issues Best Dressed, Worst Dressed and Other Lists
Paris Hilton, Laura Bush and Hillary Clinton to Train as Suicide Bombers
WASHINGTON-Three of America's top women notables have announced that they will train as suicide bombers "to teach those Muslim girls a thing or two" they indicated in a press statement.
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Paris Hilton Challenges Sarah Palin to a Catfight!
Minnesota - Today former V.P. pick Paris Hilton formally challenged Sarah Palin to a catfight. Paris Hilton whom McCain had previously picked as his running mate, before having her vetted and discovering she had done time (2.5 days) in prison. "I'...
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Britney Spears Nude, Paris Hilton Naked Refuse To Fallate Death Row Albino
COLUMBIA, S.C. - Sven Oafsen is no ordinary Norwegian.
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Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini
Lindsay Lohan, tired of being out of the news and wanting to promote her new movie, Georgia Rule, has had a recent "nip slip" while vacationing in the Caribbean. The young actress, who has tried to be as big a party girl as Paris and Britney, laughe...
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Second Paris Hilton Sex Tape Surfaces, No One Cares
Once again, an adult themed website has posted exclusive footage of Paris Hilton having sex with some guy she dated a couple years ago. The 25-minute tape shows Paris and as yet unnamed paramour, having sex in numerous positions, with Paris clearly...
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Paris Hilton Sporting Black Eye, Crooked Nose Over Treatment Of Lindsay Lohan?
Paris Hilton slipped past reporters Monday night while running with two bodyguards into a hotel after rumors flew that she had been beaten up over the recent photographs of her and Lindsay Lohan 'drugging and a hugging' photographs. A spokesman la...
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Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!
New Cleaverland - It was a sunny day in a New York's Central Park yesterday and peaceful. Oh yes there was the occasional mugging and purse snatching and dope deals, but largely everyone was minding their own business.
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Britney Spears Invites Hollywood Starlets to Latest Party
Britney Spears is having a party in her home. Little sister Jamie will be there. Paris and Nicole will be there. Lindsay Lohan and Christina Aguilera will be there. All of the Hollywood starlets, royalty, and pop tarts will be there. There will,...
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Sister Paris Hilton gives tips to young women
BELMAR, NJ (AP) In her first public appearance since taking vows in the Catholic Church, Sister Paris Hilton gave a talk to an assembly of girls at the St. Rose High School in this seaside town. Touching on many topics important to young women, Siste...
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Paris Hilton Naked, Baseball, Crime, Iraq, and Free Range Chickens
BALTIMORE, WASHINGTON, LOS ANGELES, BOSTON -- (MAY 3, 2007) Baseball met bedlam in Baltimore yesterday as the Oriels beat the Red Sox 2-0 while a mob torched eight square blocks of row houses near Fells Point, about two miles from Camden yards stadiu...
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Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan comment on Paris Hilton's Childish Behavior
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Hollywood - Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan commented on Paris Hilton's spoiled behavior. Paris Hilton was kicking and screaming, basically throwing a temper tantrum because she was having to go back to jail rather than s...
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Second Paris Hilton Sex Tape Surfaces, No One Cares
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Paris Hilton, Laura Bush and Hillary Clinton to Train as Suicide Bombers
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Britney Spears Nude, Paris Hilton Naked Refuse To Fallate Death Row Albino
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Paris Hilton Toenail Exclusive
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Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini
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Paris Hilton Sold Her Soul to the Devil, admits it on Larry King
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Paris Hilton swaps vagina for penis
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Russell Brand gains American citizenship after MTV Awards
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Paris Hilton Sporting Black Eye, Crooked Nose Over Treatment Of Lindsay Lohan?
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Paris Hilton and Perez Hilton Get Into A "Bitch Slapping" Fight At Charlie Sheen's Malibu Beach House
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Sister Paris Hilton gives tips to young women
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Paris Hilton Naked, Baseball, Crime, Iraq, and Free Range Chickens
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Britney, Paris, Jessica and Christina have lesbian thoughts
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Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, Feircely Jealous Over Paris Hilton Coverage.
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Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan comment on Paris Hilton's Childish Behavior
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Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!
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Britney Spears Invites Hollywood Starlets to Latest Party
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Paris Hilton Challenges Sarah Palin to a Catfight!
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Paris Hilton Sells Her Farts
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Ivanka Trump Sex Video Goes Viral
