Russell Brand gains American citizenship after MTV Awards
Russell Brand has been granted an American Green Card and full American citizenship without even applying for it. A spokesperson for the American Green Card Office said: "Well, we appreciate he called our President Bush some rather funny names,...
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Paris Hilton, Laura Bush and Hillary Clinton to Train as Suicide Bombers
WASHINGTON-Three of America's top women notables have announced that they will train as suicide bombers "to teach those Muslim girls a thing or two" they indicated in a press statement.
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Paris Hilton Toenail Exclusive
A man in Italy who made a perfect replica of the Paris Hilton using his toenails has been caught on the Spanish coast taking photos of sun bathers feet. It is claimed he would creep up on bathers and take pictures of there feet while they slept.
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Paris Hilton Sells Her Farts
In what can only be described as a revolution, hotel heiress Paris Hilton has 'bottled her bottom burps'. "People love my fragrances, so I'd thought that I'd give them something more personal", explained Ms Hilton. During the fictitious interview,...
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Ivanka Trump Sex Video Goes Viral
Ivanka Trump is making no apologies for a sex video that has recently gone viral on the internet. "Hey", she protested, "my hubby and I are entitled to a romantic getaway just like any other couple, and daddy happens to have a large number of hote...
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Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini
Lindsay Lohan, tired of being out of the news and wanting to promote her new movie, Georgia Rule, has had a recent "nip slip" while vacationing in the Caribbean. The young actress, who has tried to be as big a party girl as Paris and Britney, laughe...
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Naked Paris Hilton in Jail, Added to Satirical Headline Instead of Joke.
America Braces for, "The Lindsay Lohan Effect", Institutions Will Crumble. Entire Countries Collapse.
Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton: Made for Each Other !
Britney Spears' Vagina To Write Its Own Monologue
Easter Island Chocolate Candy Recalled
Sarah Palin Nude Photos beats Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus
Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Recruited by Al Quaeda!
Lesbian Jail Inmates Prepare for Arrival of Paris Hilton
Kim Kardashian Will Sue City of Paris After Robbery
Naked Britney Spears Close-Mouthed As Emilio Estevez Plans Release of "Bobby" Sprequels
Paris Hilton Revives Millinery Business
Rick Hilton Showcases Elvis Presley Room At Paris Hilton
Britney Spears Nude, Paris Hilton Naked Refuse To Fallate Death Row Albino
COLUMBIA, S.C. - Sven Oafsen is no ordinary Norwegian.
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Hotel Heiress to Wed Motel Heir
Paris "The Heiress" Hilton, in her typical understated fashion, called a press conference this morning to announce her upcoming marriage to Norman "Psycho" Bates. "We have so much in common," she gushed, "what with my family's ties to the hotel bi...
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Second Paris Hilton Sex Tape Surfaces, No One Cares
Once again, an adult themed website has posted exclusive footage of Paris Hilton having sex with some guy she dated a couple years ago. The 25-minute tape shows Paris and as yet unnamed paramour, having sex in numerous positions, with Paris clearly...
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Paris Hilton Wins Pulitzer Prize
(Philadelphia PA) Paris Hilton was awarded a Pulitzer Prize today for her series of articles on exobiology for the Philadelphia Inquirer. The articles covered the latest findings from the Cassini-Huygens probe around Saturn launched in 1997. Ms. Hilt...
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Sister Paris Hilton gives tips to young women
BELMAR, NJ (AP) In her first public appearance since taking vows in the Catholic Church, Sister Paris Hilton gave a talk to an assembly of girls at the St. Rose High School in this seaside town. Touching on many topics important to young women, Siste...
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Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!
New Cleaverland - It was a sunny day in a New York's Central Park yesterday and peaceful. Oh yes there was the occasional mugging and purse snatching and dope deals, but largely everyone was minding their own business.
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Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan - Vaginas are Drying Up
Paparazzi all over the world today claimed that crotch-shots are drying up in every country. One hack photographer commented, "A couple of months ago you couldn't take a picture without snapping something inadvertently flapping in the breeze...
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Paris Hilton Sold Her Soul to the Devil, admits it on Larry King
An emergency summit was called by theologians, philosophers, media watch dogs, political campaigners and clergy persons to try and figure out this whole Paris Hilton phenomenon. There just seems to be no earthly explanation to this Paris fervor. So...
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The Paris Hilton - Katie Couric Blonde Catfight
BEVERLY HILLS, California - Paris Hilton, the left coast personality who is famous for being infamous has just finished taping an exclusive one-on-one interview with Katie Couric. The interview will be telecast on Christmas Eve. In the exclusive interview Paris reveals that she desperately wants to fill Hillary Clinton's New York senate seat. When Katie asked her why, Paris replied, "Becaus...
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Paris Hilton Naked, Baseball, Crime, Iraq, and Free Range Chickens
BALTIMORE, WASHINGTON, LOS ANGELES, BOSTON -- (MAY 3, 2007) Baseball met bedlam in Baltimore yesterday as the Oriels beat the Red Sox 2-0 while a mob torched eight square blocks of row houses near Fells Point, about two miles from Camden yards stadiu...
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Paris Hilton Says She Has The Answer To The California Earthquake Problems
BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton has always stated that she has a reputation for being a ditzy blonde but she says nothing could be farther from the truth. She recently told Gary Busey host of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show that she is really a whole lo...
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Second Paris Hilton Sex Tape Surfaces, No One Cares
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Paris Hilton Naked, Baseball, Crime, Iraq, and Free Range Chickens
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Britney Spears Nude, Paris Hilton Naked Refuse To Fallate Death Row Albino
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Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan - Vaginas are Drying Up
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Paris Hilton confesses to rigging polls for Congressman Ron Paul
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Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini
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Paris Hilton Sells Her Farts
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Paris Hilton Says She Has The Answer To The California Earthquake Problems
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Hotel Heiress to Wed Motel Heir
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Ivanka Trump Sex Video Goes Viral
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Paris Hilton, Laura Bush and Hillary Clinton to Train as Suicide Bombers
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Sister Paris Hilton gives tips to young women
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Paris Hilton Toenail Exclusive
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Al Gore, goes on party rampage with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan
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Paris Hilton bulimic?
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Paris Hilton Sold Her Soul to the Devil, admits it on Larry King
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Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!
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Paris Hilton Wins Pulitzer Prize
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Russell Brand gains American citizenship after MTV Awards
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The Paris Hilton - Katie Couric Blonde Catfight
