Funny story: Ivanka Trump Sex Video Goes Viral

Ivanka Trump Sex Video Goes Viral

Ivanka Trump is making no apologies for a sex video that has recently gone viral on the internet. "Hey", she protested, "my hubby and I are entitled to a romantic getaway just like any other couple, and daddy happens to have a large number of hote...

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Funny story: Julia Roberts is gay for Paris Hilton

Julia Roberts is gay for Paris Hilton

'Charlie Wilson's War' actress Julia Roberts has confessed to converting to a lesbian for socialite Paris Hilton. An insider has reported that Roberts, 40, gushed repeatedly,"She's young, she's blonde, and I can imagine her naked". Hilton, 27,...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Shoots Sarah Palin in Fair Fight!

Hillary Clinton Shoots Sarah Palin in Fair Fight!

Tombstone, Az - In a scene reminiscent of the old west, Hillary Clinton was in Tombstone, Arizona to give a speech to disgruntled former John McCain campaign workers when who should appear but Sarah Palin. "At first I wasn't sure that shrill voic...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Nude, Paris Hilton Naked Refuse To Fallate Death Row Albino

Britney Spears Nude, Paris Hilton Naked Refuse To Fallate Death Row Albino

COLUMBIA, S.C. - Sven Oafsen is no ordinary Norwegian.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Loses $200,000 In A Bad Business Deal

Paris Hilton Loses $200,000 In A Bad Business Deal

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton, the Tinsel Town celebutante who is famous for doing nothing has just stated that she has lost $200,000 in a business deal that she was told was the greatest thing since sliced bread. Hilton speaking with Savannah Kett...

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Funny story: People Magazine Issues Best Dressed, Worst Dressed and Other Lists

People Magazine Issues Best Dressed, Worst Dressed and Other Lists

People Magazine has issued their annual best and worst dressed list and the same names dominate both. This year, however, they have added a new category to their issue: Least Dressed. Rob Taylor, public relations director for the magazine's Los...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Vagina Goes Phycho

Paris Hilton's Vagina Goes Phycho

As we all know by now Paris Hilton's vagina has a mind of it's own. It makes impromptu appearances when it feels the urge and peeks out to say Hi all the time. Paris of course knows nothing about any of these sightings, going, ooops, fumble. Unbel...

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Funny story: Lady GaGa drops everything in Paris for a bit of Moulin Rouge, I CAN CAN, ooohh!

Lady GaGa drops everything in Paris for a bit of Moulin Rouge, I CAN CAN, ooohh!

Shocking the Parisien Paparazzi takes a lot but even they were reeling as Lady GaGa appeared wearing only a pair of hot black panties revealing her hot pink carpet and very "hot lips." She announced to the world that she was on her way to the Moul...

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Funny story: Second Paris Hilton Sex Tape Surfaces, No One Cares

Second Paris Hilton Sex Tape Surfaces, No One Cares

Once again, an adult themed website has posted exclusive footage of Paris Hilton having sex with some guy she dated a couple years ago. The 25-minute tape shows Paris and as yet unnamed paramour, having sex in numerous positions, with Paris clearly...

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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears, Bare-breasted Sofia Loren Mum As Giant Stole Moon For Use In Inter-galactic Softball Tournament

Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears, Bare-breasted Sofia Loren Mum As Giant Stole Moon For Use In Inter-galactic Softball Tournament

WASHINGTON - The vast hand that plucked the Moon from the night sky Sunday belonged to a cosmic softball pitcher, Defense Secretary Robert Gates said today.

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Funny story: Steven Fossett Found! Millionaire is Now Attempting to Circumnavigate the Globe While Levitating!

Steven Fossett Found! Millionaire is Now Attempting to Circumnavigate the Globe While Levitating!

LOS ANGELES, United States (UFO) - The search for missing adventurer Steve Fossett appears to be over. Nearly one week after the millionaire aviator's plane vanished, he phoned friends via satellite phone to inform them of his latest adventure.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Says She Has The Answer To The California Earthquake Problems

Paris Hilton Says She Has The Answer To The California Earthquake Problems

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton has always stated that she has a reputation for being a ditzy blonde but she says nothing could be farther from the truth. She recently told Gary Busey host of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show that she is really a whole lo...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Fan Club Scrapped

Britney Spears Fan Club Scrapped

Britney Spears has announced that, from October, her fan club will no longer operate. This is due, almost entirely, to the fact that she no longer has any fans.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton: Made for Each Other !

Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton: Made for Each Other !

HOLLYWOOD (AP) In one of the least likely Hollywood pairings, Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton have been spending a lot of time with each other. Successfully outwitting the paparazzi by hanging out in Wal-Mart and McDonalds, Michael and Paris are at...

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Funny story: Hollyweird's Hottest: Paris Hilton

Hollyweird's Hottest: Paris Hilton

Having had the misfortune to have been named after both a French city and a hotel, heiress Paris Hilton "never had a chance," Freudian psychoanalyst Ima Shrink contends, explaining, "She lacks penis envy." Be that as it may, many consider Hilton to be a "tremendous success," the heiress mom, Kathy Hilton, insists. "How many other young women without talent, looks, or brains have become the sens...

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Funny story: Tell-All 3-way cell phone call reveals all: Paris Hilton's illness, reason for early release

Tell-All 3-way cell phone call reveals all: Paris Hilton's illness, reason for early release

Hollywood, California - The following is a transcript of a 3-way cellular telephone conversation that took place between Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan from 13:00 hours on June 6, to 23:00 hours on June 7, 2007.

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Funny story: Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!

Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!

New Cleaverland - It was a sunny day in a New York's Central Park yesterday and peaceful. Oh yes there was the occasional mugging and purse snatching and dope deals, but largely everyone was minding their own business.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton seeks custody of youngest Jackson child after positive DNA test

Paris Hilton seeks custody of youngest Jackson child after positive DNA test

Los Angeles - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Deborah Rowe's opening gambit for sole custody of all three Michael Jackson children has been thrown into disarray. Her pursuit of maternal rights over seven year-old Blanket - aka Prince Michael II, has pr...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton in Police Custody in South Africa on Vuvuzela Bong Charges

Paris Hilton in Police Custody in South Africa on Vuvuzela Bong Charges

Paris Hilton and her entourage were taken into custody when a vuvuzela Hilton was carrying started to smoke and the smell of marijuana emanated from within the horn. Upon seeing the stadium police approach, Hilton passed the makeshift bong to her per...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin

Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA (PIXLEY GAZZETTE) --Lindsay Lohan, 20, strung-out & drugged-out starlet has checked into Britney Spear's old alma mater, The Promises Rehab Center by the Sea for Losers in Malibu. Loser...

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