Funny story: Ivanka Trump Sex Video Goes Viral

Ivanka Trump Sex Video Goes Viral

Ivanka Trump is making no apologies for a sex video that has recently gone viral on the internet. "Hey", she protested, "my hubby and I are entitled to a romantic getaway just like any other couple, and daddy happens to have a large number of hote...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton swaps vagina for penis

Paris Hilton swaps vagina for penis

"Socialite" Paris Hilton is to undergo a sex change operation at an exclusive Beverly Hills clinic later today, announced her press agent Conny Lingus.

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Funny story: People Magazine Issues Best Dressed, Worst Dressed and Other Lists

People Magazine Issues Best Dressed, Worst Dressed and Other Lists

People Magazine has issued their annual best and worst dressed list and the same names dominate both. This year, however, they have added a new category to their issue: Least Dressed. Rob Taylor, public relations director for the magazine's Los...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton: Made for Each Other !

Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton: Made for Each Other !

HOLLYWOOD (AP) In one of the least likely Hollywood pairings, Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton have been spending a lot of time with each other. Successfully outwitting the paparazzi by hanging out in Wal-Mart and McDonalds, Michael and Paris are at...

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Funny story: Julia Roberts is gay for Paris Hilton

Julia Roberts is gay for Paris Hilton

'Charlie Wilson's War' actress Julia Roberts has confessed to converting to a lesbian for socialite Paris Hilton. An insider has reported that Roberts, 40, gushed repeatedly,"She's young, she's blonde, and I can imagine her naked". Hilton, 27,...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Nude, Paris Hilton Naked Refuse To Fallate Death Row Albino

Britney Spears Nude, Paris Hilton Naked Refuse To Fallate Death Row Albino

COLUMBIA, S.C. - Sven Oafsen is no ordinary Norwegian.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton sentenced to death

Paris Hilton sentenced to death

Shamed star Paris Hilton will be executed by lethal injection, a court has ruled. The heiress to the Hilton hotel chain was convicted of drink-driving by an LA court last September after a blood test showed her to be over the legal limit.

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Funny story: Paris Hiton Press Conference in Japan but not in Japan

Paris Hiton Press Conference in Japan but not in Japan

Paris Hilton who was denied entry into Japan is still in Japan. Unbeknown to most, Paris Hilton was permitted to hang out in Japan after sending a stand-in home instead. "The stand-in is me regardless of the fact that I am here because as long as she left Japan then technically I left because she is me, that way I can continue on as me while she is me outside of Japan since I am not allowed in...

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Funny story: The Paris Hilton - Katie Couric Blonde Catfight

The Paris Hilton - Katie Couric Blonde Catfight

BEVERLY HILLS, California - Paris Hilton, the left coast personality who is famous for being infamous has just finished taping an exclusive one-on-one interview with Katie Couric. The interview will be telecast on Christmas Eve. In the exclusive interview Paris reveals that she desperately wants to fill Hillary Clinton's New York senate seat. When Katie asked her why, Paris replied, "Becaus...

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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears, Bare-breasted Sofia Loren Mum As Giant Stole Moon For Use In Inter-galactic Softball Tournament

Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears, Bare-breasted Sofia Loren Mum As Giant Stole Moon For Use In Inter-galactic Softball Tournament

WASHINGTON - The vast hand that plucked the Moon from the night sky Sunday belonged to a cosmic softball pitcher, Defense Secretary Robert Gates said today.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Vagina Goes Phycho

Paris Hilton's Vagina Goes Phycho

As we all know by now Paris Hilton's vagina has a mind of it's own. It makes impromptu appearances when it feels the urge and peeks out to say Hi all the time. Paris of course knows nothing about any of these sightings, going, ooops, fumble. Unbel...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Helps Tsunami Relief Effort !

Paris Hilton Helps Tsunami Relief Effort !

BANDA ACEH, Indonesia (AP) Publicity shy Paris Hilton is making a low-key effort to help the survivors of the recent tsunami that hit South Asia. Few people know that Paris Hilton is a trained nurse and volunteers regularly at hospitals all around...

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Funny story: Second Paris Hilton Sex Tape Surfaces, No One Cares

Second Paris Hilton Sex Tape Surfaces, No One Cares

Once again, an adult themed website has posted exclusive footage of Paris Hilton having sex with some guy she dated a couple years ago. The 25-minute tape shows Paris and as yet unnamed paramour, having sex in numerous positions, with Paris clearly...

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Funny story: Easter Island Chocolate Candy Recalled

Easter Island Chocolate Candy Recalled

LUNDON, ENGLUND (IPU)--Cadbury, the British candy manufacturer, has announced a recall of some 30 million tons of Easter Island Statue candy not properly labeled with warnings for those with bad backs & herni...

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Funny story: Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!

Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!

New Cleaverland - It was a sunny day in a New York's Central Park yesterday and peaceful. Oh yes there was the occasional mugging and purse snatching and dope deals, but largely everyone was minding their own business.

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Funny story: Hollyweird's Hottest: Paris Hilton

Hollyweird's Hottest: Paris Hilton

Having had the misfortune to have been named after both a French city and a hotel, heiress Paris Hilton "never had a chance," Freudian psychoanalyst Ima Shrink contends, explaining, "She lacks penis envy." Be that as it may, many consider Hilton to be a "tremendous success," the heiress mom, Kathy Hilton, insists. "How many other young women without talent, looks, or brains have become the sens...

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Funny story: D.A. In Paris Hilton Cocaine Possession Case Busted for (Wait For It...) Cocaine Possession.

D.A. In Paris Hilton Cocaine Possession Case Busted for (Wait For It...) Cocaine Possession.

The Los Angeles County D.A. who prosecuted the cocaine possession cases of Paris Hilton and Bruno Mars with all the fervor that Charlie Sheen chases whiskey-flavored hooker vaginas has been busted... for cocaine possession. David Schubert was pull...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Naughty Christmas Card List

Paris Hilton's Naughty Christmas Card List

LOS ANGELES (AP) Paris Hilton sent out hundreds of Christmas cards this year to her ‘special friends'. The list mysteriously made it to the desk of one of Hollywood's most notorious gossip columnists---a close associate of one of our reporters. One...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Loses $200,000 In A Bad Business Deal

Paris Hilton Loses $200,000 In A Bad Business Deal

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton, the Tinsel Town celebutante who is famous for doing nothing has just stated that she has lost $200,000 in a business deal that she was told was the greatest thing since sliced bread. Hilton speaking with Savannah Kett...

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Funny story: Most awaited sequel of the year - Paris Hilton's "One (more) Night at Paris"

Most awaited sequel of the year - Paris Hilton's "One (more) Night at Paris"

Ubiquitous studios: In a poll conducted by the same website that held the polls for "the new 7 wonders", people have spoken out and declared that the most eagerly awaited sequel of the year is a Paris Hilton starrer...no, i...

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