Funny story - Ivanka Trump Sex Video Goes Viral

Ivanka Trump Sex Video Goes Viral

Ivanka Trump is making no apologies for a sex video that has recently gone viral on the internet. "Hey", she protested, "my hubby and I are entitled to a romantic getaway just like any other couple, and daddy happens to have a large number of hote...

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Funny story - Britney Spears Nude, Paris Hilton Naked Refuse To Fallate Death Row Albino

Britney Spears Nude, Paris Hilton Naked Refuse To Fallate Death Row Albino

COLUMBIA, S.C. - Sven Oafsen is no ordinary Norwegian.

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Funny story - Russell Brand gains American citizenship after MTV Awards

Russell Brand gains American citizenship after MTV Awards

Russell Brand has been granted an American Green Card and full American citizenship without even applying for it. A spokesperson for the American Green Card Office said: "Well, we appreciate he called our President Bush some rather funny names,...

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Funny story - Paris Hilton, Laura Bush and Hillary Clinton to Train as Suicide Bombers

Paris Hilton, Laura Bush and Hillary Clinton to Train as Suicide Bombers

WASHINGTON-Three of America's top women notables have announced that they will train as suicide bombers "to teach those Muslim girls a thing or two" they indicated in a press statement.

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Funny story - Paris Hilton Toenail Exclusive

Paris Hilton Toenail Exclusive

A man in Italy who made a perfect replica of the Paris Hilton using his toenails has been caught on the Spanish coast taking photos of sun bathers feet. It is claimed he would creep up on bathers and take pictures of there feet while they slept.

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Funny story - Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin

Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA (PIXLEY GAZZETTE) --Lindsay Lohan, 20, strung-out & drugged-out starlet has checked into Britney Spear's old alma mater, The Promises Rehab Center by the Sea for Losers in Malibu. Loser...

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Funny story - Paris Hilton Sells Her Farts

Paris Hilton Sells Her Farts

In what can only be described as a revolution, hotel heiress Paris Hilton has 'bottled her bottom burps'. "People love my fragrances, so I'd thought that I'd give them something more personal", explained Ms Hilton. During the fictitious interview,...

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Funny story - Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Score Surprisingly Low on Paparazzi IQ Contest

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Score Surprisingly Low on Paparazzi IQ Contest

Gossip columnists, paparazzi and exploiters of the undeserving rich and infamous have established a foundation to test the intelligence quotient of the many poor bastards that are constantly hounded and persecuted for their supposed star power.Many a...

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Funny story - Miley Cyrus Photo Surfaces, Intended For Boyfriends Eyes Only, Paris Hilton Manipulation?

Miley Cyrus Photo Surfaces, Intended For Boyfriends Eyes Only, Paris Hilton Manipulation?

Miley Cyrus has obviously enlisted The Paris Hilton Agency, the agency that keeps Hollywood trailer trashers in the spotlight. As I've reported repeatedly, Paris Hilton has opened a agency that keeps attention whores in the spotlight, Kim Kardash...

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Funny story - Paris Hilton Says She Has The Answer To The California Earthquake Problems

Paris Hilton Says She Has The Answer To The California Earthquake Problems

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton has always stated that she has a reputation for being a ditzy blonde but she says nothing could be farther from the truth. She recently told Gary Busey host of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show that she is really a whole lo...

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Funny story - Paris Hilton Becomes Mormon -- Marries Paparazzi

Paris Hilton Becomes Mormon -- Marries Paparazzi

LOS ANGELES (LAX) -- In a shock development late today, Paris Hilton, 26, married 482 of the leading paparazzi stalkers in Hollywood, much to the delight of boarding and disembarking airline passengers.

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Funny story - Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton: Made for Each Other !

Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton: Made for Each Other !

HOLLYWOOD (AP) In one of the least likely Hollywood pairings, Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton have been spending a lot of time with each other. Successfully outwitting the paparazzi by hanging out in Wal-Mart and McDonalds, Michael and Paris are at...

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Funny story - Paris Hilton Starts Large Hadron Collider Today

Paris Hilton Starts Large Hadron Collider Today

Berne Switzerland-- Paris Hilton will have the honour of starting the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) this afternoon. The multi-talented heiress designed the atom smasher. It will test her theories on the multiverse and dark matter. Ms. Hilton's IQ i...

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Funny story - Al Gore, goes on party rampage with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan

Al Gore, goes on party rampage with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan

Former Vice President, environmentalist, and most recently, documentary film maker, Al Gore has been totally swept up in the whirlwind of excitement from receiving his first Academy Award the last couple of days.

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Funny story - Kim Kardashian Will Sue City of Paris After Robbery

Kim Kardashian Will Sue City of Paris After Robbery

Los Angeles, CA After her TV show was put on hold following her harrowing robbery in Paris where she was tied up and robbed, Kim Kardashian began a new crusade. "This incident really put the 'bare ass' in embarrassment" ranted Kim. "How could anyo...

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Funny story - Bill Cosby: Paris Hilton Fondled ME!

Bill Cosby: Paris Hilton Fondled ME!

SHELBURNE FALLS, MA (AP) Speaking to TV news crews on his front lawn, actor - comedian Bill Cosby revealed a shameful episode in his past. "About a year ago, I was entertaining a group of friends at my vacation house in Detroit. Attending the pa...

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Funny story - Paris Hilton Endorses Ron Paul

Paris Hilton Endorses Ron Paul

Lynwood, CA. In a surprisingly candid interview with MSNBC's Matt Lauer, Paris Hilton today announced her endorsement of Ron Paul's (R-TX) candidacy. Speaking from a jail pay phone to Lauer, who was in New York City, Hilton explained she was...

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Funny story - Paris Hilton to Continue Filming Cancelled Show

Paris Hilton to Continue Filming Cancelled Show

Pseudo-actress and socialite Paris Hilton had her reality television show, The Simple Life, cancelled last week by the Fox network. This, however, has not stopped the actress from going on. "We start filming again next month," said Hilton...

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Funny story - Paris vows to sue Faux News

Paris vows to sue Faux News

According to her agent, Paris Hillton may sue Faux News for referring to her erogenous zones as "no-man's lands." The comments, she whines, are "mean-spirited" and "insulting." She added, "My image has been prejudiced, and my honor has been sul...

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Funny story - Paris Hilton Charges Of Making Nude Video At World Cup, Marijuana Smoking Dropped

Paris Hilton Charges Of Making Nude Video At World Cup, Marijuana Smoking Dropped

A court in South Africa has dropped a Marijuana-smoking charge against Paris Hilton along with a deal over the nude video made during the World Cup in South Africa. Ms. Hilton appeared late Friday in a FIFA World Cup courtroom after being arrested...

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