Hambone vs. Hilton: Round One Goes to Lottery Winner

Funny story written by Sardonicus

Saturday, 9 June 2007

Hollywood, CA - Just hours after being released, Paris Hilton is ordered back to jail to complete her sentence for reckless driving.

"This is a big win for new money" says lottery winner, Jerry Hambone, who is on trial for accidentally killing a homeless man, who attempted to steal his winning lottery ticket. The winning ticket put Jerry among the high class in California, but landed him in jail, where he joins the likes of Paris Hilton and Tom Sizemore.

Jerry's recent grass roots efforts to level the playing field between old and new money has apparently caught favor with Judge Michael T. Sauer, who today ordered the young heiress back to jail to complete her time for violating the probation order.

Jerry Hambone believes that may just be the beginning and said he will donate a portion of his lottery winnings to Judge Sauer's compaign to run for office in November and hopes it may help his case as well.

See Lottery Winners Outraged At Paris Hilton's Preferential Treatment for backstory.

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