Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 12 March 2011

image for Paris Hilton and Perez Hilton Get Into A "Bitch Slapping" Fight At Charlie Sheen's Malibu Beach House
Charlie used Paris Hilton as a model to build this "Sand Bitch" which took him about 50 minutes to make.

MALIBU BEACH - It appears that two of Tinsel Town's biggest divas the Hilton girls, Paris and Perez have both shown that they are about as civilized as two Taliban warriors.

The two were attending a Charlie Sheen "Winning Wienie Roast" on the beach when they began posturing for position next to the host who was throwing wienies on the grill like they were marshmallows.

Sheen had sent his two girlfriends, aka "The Goddesses" inside to get some more buns. Of course everyone knows that it only takes one of his "coat tail riders" to get a package of buns, but Sheen wanted to be alone with Paris Hilton (the real girl).

But Perez Hilton, who acts more like he has a missy pissy instead of a bibbidy boo, became jealous.

Paris told Charlie to please let go of her tata's for a moment and she lunged towards Perez who was holding a Pink Baby Cherry Margarita in one hand and a hot dog with two wieners in the other.

Both Hiltons fell on the beach and got all covered up in sand. Perez was screaming that Paris was trying to take his double wienered hot dog away from him.

Paris then bitch slapped him on the face. Perez dropped the dual meated hot dog and like-wise he bitch slapped Paris on her face and both fell to the sand.

Charlie's next door neighbor Steven Tyler heard the commotion and went over to see what the hell was going on. When he saw Paris and Perez both covered from head to toe in sand he told Charlie that the two looked like a couple of 'Sand Witches.'

Sheen laughed took a drink from his bottle of Tiger Blood and told Tyler that he meant to say "Sand Bitches."

Tyler sang out in a high pitched voice, "Yeaaaaaaah!"

In a non-related story. USA DAYBREAK is reporting in its latest edition that Ann Coulter has stated that the rumor about her wanting to have President Barack Obama's baby is not true.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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