CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Hollywood - Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan commented on Paris Hilton's spoiled behavior. Paris Hilton was kicking and screaming, basically throwing a temper tantrum because she was having to go back to jail rather than serve "mansion time."
Britney commented, "I don't know why that spoiled brat is kicking and screaming with all the free publicity she's getting!"
Lindsay said, "Like, yeah. She's taking away all our headlines. I hope they don't extend her sentence. That would be SO BAD for us."
Tom and Katie Cruise agreed, saying, "How are we going to get the word out about Scientology NOW?"
Britney and Lindsay are now designing a plot to get Paris out of jail. One will distract the guard in a most, er... distracting way, and the other will sneak the keys out of his pocket. They say that if they get caught, at least they will get free publicity like Paris did.
