Bride shuns wedding, blows up groom's mother
A bride-to-be failed to show up at her own wedding last week, choosing instead to blow up her future mother-in-law using high explosives. Tracy Dell, 22, from Whitechapel in East London, told reporters that she'd reached the end of her tether due...Read full story
Wife Beats Up Hubby Because of a Song
Truth be told -- it wasn't just ANY song the hubby was crooning. It was that old 1909 song, "My Wife's Gone to the Country (Hurrah! Hurrah!)." Music by Ted Snyder, with lyrics by Irving Berlin and George Whiting. Here's an excerpt: My wif...Read full story
Rapper Eminem changes name to M&M, Mars Candies Sues
DETROIT - Marshall Mathers III, aka dangerous notorious gangster rapper Enimem celebrated his re-re-RE-marriage to estranged wife Kimberly Mathers by formerly changing his name to "M&M" prompting the makers of the REAL bite sized ca...Read full story
103 Reasons Not To Get Married!
"When you're single…" 1. You get the whole couch to yourself. 2. There's half as much housework, cooking, and cleaning to do. 3. You can watch whatever TV channel you like, without arguments. 4. You can get home from work at whatever time you like. 5. You get to eat the whole "meal for two" by yourself. 6. There are fewer important birthdays (spouse, kids, spouse's parents, etc)...Read full story
LaTania Blackburn Marries a Gorilla Named Amadou
A 25-year-old female named LaTania Blackburn, says she has finally found the true meaning of love, when, after being single for over 15 years, she married a zoo gorilla. LaTania and her gorilla/husband, Amadou, appeared on ITV's early morning show...Read full story
Man With Two Knobs Seeks Second Marriage.
Dick Phillpot, the only man in the UK with two knobs wants the bigamy laws changed to enable him to marry a second time. "I'm too much for one woman. Doris tries her best but she gets knackered just as number 2 is waking up. If I could take a second...Read full story
Bush Seeks to Protect Marriage from People Who Are Gay, Post-Menopausal, Barren, Self-Absorbed, Ugly
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Bush today announced his support of a Constitutional amendment banning childless or otherwise yucky marriage. "We all know that the marriage is a sacred institution, intended for the purpose of procreating and raising...Read full story
Brother And Sister Who Married Each Other Having Second Thoughts
A brother and sister who did what many other people would consider to be 'the unthinkable', and married each other, are having second thoughts, and may get a divorce. Trevor Hucker, 18 and Trina Hucker, 17, tied the knot in November, creating a se...Read full story
Husband and Wife Of 20 Years Discover They Are Brother And Sister
Spokane WA: Bill and Millie Roth, married 20 years discovered today that they share the same father. The Roth's were having DNA tests to discover who was more compatible for their 18 year old son who needed a kidney transplant. The DNA results, w...Read full story
The Real Reason Why Toni Tennille of The Captain and Tennille Filed For Divorce
PRESCOTT, Arizona - The rock duo of The Captain and Tennille was married for 39 years when Toni decided to file for a divorce. Fans of Daryl "Captain" Dragon and his wife (Toni Tennille) were shocked since the two seemed to be as close to each oth...Read full story
Lady Gaga excommunicated after becoming a priest
Lady Gaga has almost completed an on-line course to become a priest, capable of marrying homosexual couples at her concerts. As a devout Catholic, this has angered the Roman Catholic church in two regards. "First off," said bishop Lee Basher, a...Read full story
Little Divot Couple Have Row, Husband Delighted With Outcome
A married couple from Little Divot are the talk of the village after a dispute left neighbours reaching for their earplugs. Clive and Barbara Peddle, both 45, are well known in the village for their domestic disputes, but locals reckon this is the...Read full story
Harlem Man Questions Wisdom of April Fools' Day Joke of Proposing to Girlfriend He Plans to Break Up With
A lover of laughs and practical jokes, Lionel Freedman of Harlem, New York, considered pulling the quintessential April Fool’s prank of proposing to his girlfriend, Natasha, only to then tell her that he actually wanted to break up, but, after some t...Read full story
Can I get a NAY for marriage?
Did you know that 100% of divorces begin with marriage? That's insane. Perhaps, it is time that we, as a society, take a good, long, hard look at marriage. Does it work? Should we do it? Perhaps getting a marriage license should be a little bit harder than say, getting a driver's license. It's not as if you aren't operating heavy machinery in a marriage, especially with the...Read full story
Local Man Has Mixed Feelings Over Date
Elmer Godfrey had one of his best/worst dates ever Saturday night according to his friend and fellow worker, Elliot Beasley. As the early birds gathered around the water cooler fibbing about their great weekends, Elliot told his fellow workers abo...Read full story
New York legalizes "Gay Marijuana"... AutoCorrect error shifts the focus of the law from "hugs" to "drugs"
Albany, New York - New York lawmakers have passed a bill that legalizes "Gay Marijuana" in the state. The lawmakers had been working on a law to approve same-sex marriage in New York, but a last-minute AutoCorrect glitch changed the complexion of the...Read full story
Same-sex marriage--is it good, bad or what?
The problem with same-sex marriages is the sex of each person. Should we define marriage as a bond between two people who each have the same type of genitals or only as a union of different ones? And what about the genitalia-challenged people, where would they fit? For as long as there have been man and woman, the idea of having one mate has been endorsed. Mostly by women, of course, but t...Read full story
Gay Marriage Referendum Big Winner in Iraqi Elections
BAGHDAD - Iraqi voters, who risked their lives to go to the polls on Sunday, thumbed their noses at President Bush and his Christian coalition allies by voting overwhelmingly in favor of a referendum legalizing gay marriage in their country. "All ove...Read full story