Funny story: ACLU wants to create a state registry for married Christians

ACLU wants to create a state registry for married Christians

The ACLU thinks they have a novel way to stop Christians from discriminating against atheists who don't want to believe in marriage – by creating a registry for married couples who believe in Christianity. The ACLU is pushing a bill, in Florida, t...

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Funny story: Rapper Eminem changes name to M&M, Mars Candies Sues

Rapper Eminem changes name to M&M, Mars Candies Sues

DETROIT - Marshall Mathers III, aka dangerous notorious gangster rapper Enimem celebrated his re-re-RE-marriage to estranged wife Kimberly Mathers by formerly changing his name to "M&M" prompting the makers of the REAL bite sized ca...

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Funny story: Brother And Sister Who Married Each Other Having Second Thoughts

Brother And Sister Who Married Each Other Having Second Thoughts

A brother and sister who did what many other people would consider to be 'the unthinkable', and married each other, are having second thoughts, and may get a divorce. Trevor Hucker, 18 and Trina Hucker, 17, tied the knot in November, creating a se...

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Funny story: 103 Reasons Not To Get Married!

103 Reasons Not To Get Married!

"When you're single…" 1. You get the whole couch to yourself. 2. There's half as much housework, cooking, and cleaning to do. 3. You can watch whatever TV channel you like, without arguments. 4. You can get home from work at whatever time you like. 5. You get to eat the whole "meal for two" by yourself. 6. There are fewer important birthdays (spouse, kids, spouse's parents, etc)...

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Funny story: LaTania Blackburn Marries a Gorilla Named Amadou

LaTania Blackburn Marries a Gorilla Named Amadou

A 25-year-old female named LaTania Blackburn, says she has finally found the true meaning of love, when, after being single for over 15 years, she married a zoo gorilla. LaTania and her gorilla/husband, Amadou, appeared on ITV's early morning show...

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Funny story: Nada Al-Ahdal wants to be a child bride

Nada Al-Ahdal wants to be a child bride

Nada Al-Ahdal , a 70-year-old retired feminist from Yemen, has petitioned a court in Yemen for permission to change her legal age — by altering her birth certificate to show she was born 60 years later than she really was. Al-Ahdal argues that sh...

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Funny story: Husband and Wife Of 20 Years Discover They Are Brother And Sister

Husband and Wife Of 20 Years Discover They Are Brother And Sister

Spokane WA: Bill and Millie Roth, married 20 years discovered today that they share the same father. The Roth's were having DNA tests to discover who was more compatible for their 18 year old son who needed a kidney transplant. The DNA results, w...

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Funny story: Wife Beats Up Hubby Because of a Song

Wife Beats Up Hubby Because of a Song

Truth be told -- it wasn't just ANY song the hubby was crooning. It was that old 1909 song, "My Wife's Gone to the Country (Hurrah! Hurrah!)." Music by Ted Snyder, with lyrics by Irving Berlin and George Whiting. Here's an excerpt: My wif...

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Funny story: Man Marries Right Hand

Man Marries Right Hand

In a move that confuses and astounds those both for and against the hotly debated gay marriage issue, Peter Jerkinson married his own right hand earlier this morning in his hometown of Las Vegas, Nevada.

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Funny story: The Real Reason Why Toni Tennille of The Captain and Tennille Filed For Divorce

The Real Reason Why Toni Tennille of The Captain and Tennille Filed For Divorce

PRESCOTT, Arizona - The rock duo of The Captain and Tennille was married for 39 years when Toni decided to file for a divorce. Fans of Daryl "Captain" Dragon and his wife (Toni Tennille) were shocked since the two seemed to be as close to each oth...

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Funny story: Polygamist to replace same-sex couples in Ikea's next TV and print media ads

Polygamist to replace same-sex couples in Ikea's next TV and print media ads

Madison Avenue, New York - Fearing that due to the recent California court ruling, making same-sex marriages legal, that its ads featuring a homosexual couple purchasing furniture at their stores has lost its cutting edge, the furniture store with th...

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Funny story: Man With Two Knobs Seeks Second Marriage.

Man With Two Knobs Seeks Second Marriage.

Dick Phillpot, the only man in the UK with two knobs wants the bigamy laws changed to enable him to marry a second time. "I'm too much for one woman. Doris tries her best but she gets knackered just as number 2 is waking up. If I could take a second...

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Funny story: George Clooney Secretly Marries Heidi Klum

George Clooney Secretly Marries Heidi Klum

Surprising even the most diligent of paparazzi and scab entertainment reporters alike, a recent announcement from Las Vegas tells of a secretive private wedding between movie box office sensation George Clooney and former super model turned cable tel...

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Funny story: Lady Godiva married a stray dog in India to ward off evil spirits

Lady Godiva married a stray dog in India to ward off evil spirits

"Namaste India!" said virgin, Lady Godiva in her first conference with local villagers during her visit to India. She took the opportunity to express her love for the country, its people, and its traditions. The local guru managed to convince Lady...

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Funny story: 28-Year-Old Marriage Breaks Up Over Karaoke Night

28-Year-Old Marriage Breaks Up Over Karaoke Night

This was to be a busy weekend for a local couple, Kenneth and Carole Moleturd were supposed to celebrate 28 years of marriage but it just might not happen as they are still fighting over having a small get-together with friends at a local bar. Car...

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Funny story: Ellen Degenarate Marries Greek Porn Star

Ellen Degenarate Marries Greek Porn Star

Cypruss Gardens, Grease (IP) - Famous American comedienne Ellen Degenerate married famous Greak porn star Hetera Phobia in a huge outdoor ceremony. Many readers will remember Hetera Phobia from a scandalous incident where she was deported from Holla...

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Funny story: Trump Tells New Bride, "You're Fired!"

Trump Tells New Bride, "You're Fired!"

PALM BEACH, FL --- Only seventy minutes into his third marriage, Billionaire Donald Trump told his fresh baked bride Melania Knauss it's over. The real estate rat-bag turned reality TV twit said the once ravishing Slovenian beauty now looks much too...

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Funny story: Florida Man Kicked From Bed After Dorito Eating Incident

Florida Man Kicked From Bed After Dorito Eating Incident

A Florida man was forcibly ejected from his bed late last night after opening a bag of Doritos thinking his wife was sleeping. "She caught me munching the snack and told me that it was the 'final straw' and she was sick of waking up finding crumbs...

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Funny story: Man Endured Tortuous Khmer Wedding

Man Endured Tortuous Khmer Wedding

It should have been a time for happiness and rejoicing on Saturday, but one man who was invited to a wedding enjoyed the whole tortuous, tedious torment so little, that he kept asking his wife: "Are we nearly at the end of this caper?" Moys Ken...

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Funny story: Renee Zellweger Finally Reveals The Reasons Why She Had Her Marriage To Kenny Chesney Annulled

Renee Zellweger Finally Reveals The Reasons Why She Had Her Marriage To Kenny Chesney Annulled

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Renee Zellweger was vacationing down in sunny old Mexico with an old high school friend from Katy, Texas identified as Palapita Underhook. While sunning at the beach in front of The El Super Matador Hotel Zellweger, who wa...

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