Funny story: Rapper Eminem changes name to M&M, Mars Candies Sues

Rapper Eminem changes name to M&M, Mars Candies Sues

DETROIT - Marshall Mathers III, aka dangerous notorious gangster rapper Enimem celebrated his re-re-RE-marriage to estranged wife Kimberly Mathers by formerly changing his name to "M&M" prompting the makers of the REAL bite sized ca...

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Funny story: The Queen And Prince Philip To Divorce

The Queen And Prince Philip To Divorce

There was a shock announcement from Buckingham Palace tonight, when it was revealed that Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, and her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Philip, are to divorce after 72 years of marriage. The Queen, 93, and Prince P...

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Funny story: New York legalizes "Gay Marijuana"... AutoCorrect error shifts the focus of the law from "hugs" to "drugs"

New York legalizes "Gay Marijuana"... AutoCorrect error shifts the focus of the law from "hugs" to "drugs"

Albany, New York - New York lawmakers have passed a bill that legalizes "Gay Marijuana" in the state. The lawmakers had been working on a law to approve same-sex marriage in New York, but a last-minute AutoCorrect glitch changed the complexion of the...

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Funny story: 103 Reasons Not To Get Married!

103 Reasons Not To Get Married!

"When you're single…" 1. You get the whole couch to yourself. 2. There's half as much housework, cooking, and cleaning to do. 3. You can watch whatever TV channel you like, without arguments. 4. You can get home from work at whatever time you like. 5. You get to eat the whole "meal for two" by yourself. 6. There are fewer important birthdays (spouse, kids, spouse's parents, etc)...

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Funny story: Robin Williams and Wife Set to Divorce Over His Excessive Hair

Robin Williams and Wife Set to Divorce Over His Excessive Hair

Comedian Robin Williams and his long-suffering wife are set to divorce after she filed against him claiming 'irreconcilable differences'.

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Funny story: Maternity Ward Marriage Service

Maternity Ward Marriage Service

After a successful trial in Tameside and Glossop health authority, the NHS is set to roll out Wedding Services in the maternity wards of its hospitals. "We have about fifty hospital chaplains," said Tameside and Glossop NHS director, Mark Emille.

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Funny story: Nashville Man Does Wrong Thing In Nick of Time

Nashville Man Does Wrong Thing In Nick of Time

When he learned via Facebook that his toxic, narcissistic ex-girlfriend, Jessica Montbleau, was about to tie the knot with someone else, Colin Carver of Nashville, Tennessee, knew it was time for him to take swift, decisive action in order to salvage...

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Funny story: Carrie Underwood Denies Divorce Rumors

Carrie Underwood Denies Divorce Rumors

PENSACOLA, Florida - Carrie Underwood, who has won more country music awards than Reba McEntire, Alan Jackson, Sugarland, and Ramrod Rick & The Cattle Rustlin' Band combined, performed before a sold out audience at The Orange Seed Auditorium in P...

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Funny story: Brit who mocked wife who cried (because her goat died) forced to eat crow

Brit who mocked wife who cried (because her goat died) forced to eat crow

That's what happens when you are a somewhat aristo in jolly olde. You get to write a weekly column on absolutely nothing. So it was no surprise when a dreadfully boring columnist for an equally boring publication wrote a dreadfully boring piece on...

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Funny story: French scientists: Heterosexual houseflies pair up and remain faithful

French scientists: Heterosexual houseflies pair up and remain faithful

A team of scientists at France's Lyons University has found that houseflies, just like humans, fall in love and live in twosomes. Unlike humans though who often remarry after the death of a spouse, houseflies find the loss of a partner so immense...

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Funny story: Dog Sues For Divorce

Dog Sues For Divorce

Toowomba, Australia-The man who married a dog here last month, now regrets his hasty actions. The dog he married is suing for divorce and asking for a princely sum in alimony. Although it was a seemingly pleasant relationship insiders say things w...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Settle Custardy Battle

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Settle Custardy Battle

Movie stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, whose marriage ended in a split in 2016, have ended their custardy battle in agreement, reports the Spoof. Pitt and Jolie - commonly referred to by fans as 'Brangelina' - have six children aged between 10...

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Funny story: Wife Beats Up Hubby Because of a Song

Wife Beats Up Hubby Because of a Song

Truth be told -- it wasn't just ANY song the hubby was crooning. It was that old 1909 song, "My Wife's Gone to the Country (Hurrah! Hurrah!)." Music by Ted Snyder, with lyrics by Irving Berlin and George Whiting. Here's an excerpt: My wif...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Says She Thinks She's Entered Into Menopause

Britney Spears Says She Thinks She's Entered Into Menopause

LAS VEGAS - Britney Spears recently stated that the past two years have put a lot of stress on her. She revealed to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that she is starting to feel like the sound of wedding bells are fading fast in the West...

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Funny story: Man Marries Right Hand

Man Marries Right Hand

In a move that confuses and astounds those both for and against the hotly debated gay marriage issue, Peter Jerkinson married his own right hand earlier this morning in his hometown of Las Vegas, Nevada.

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Funny story: School Board struggles to find right Medium to teach First-Graders about Same-Sex Marriage

School Board struggles to find right Medium to teach First-Graders about Same-Sex Marriage

Alameda, California - Originally, the Alameda school district in California planed to introduce the same-sex subject to their first graders with picture books, but when the proofs returned from the printer for their approval, they were so graphic in...

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Funny story: Nada Al-Ahdal wants to be a child bride

Nada Al-Ahdal wants to be a child bride

Nada Al-Ahdal , a 70-year-old retired feminist from Yemen, has petitioned a court in Yemen for permission to change her legal age — by altering her birth certificate to show she was born 60 years later than she really was. Al-Ahdal argues that sh...

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Funny story: Kid Rock's Marriage Is Reportedly On The Rocks

Kid Rock's Marriage Is Reportedly On The Rocks

DETROIT - The word coming out of Detroit is that white heavy metal rapper Kid Rock's marriage has hit a snag and is reportedly on the rocks. The native of Romeo, Michigan, whose real name is Robert James Ritchie has certainly more than played the...

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Funny story: Commons shock: Rees-Mogg and Diane Abbot elope

Commons shock: Rees-Mogg and Diane Abbot elope

There was more room in the House of Commons today. Two of its best known actors, Jacob Rees-Mogg and Diane Abbot, announced they had eloped, and would return next week. Journalists tracked them down to Mudford Sock in Somerset, where the couple ar...

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Funny story: The Real Reason Why Toni Tennille of The Captain and Tennille Filed For Divorce

The Real Reason Why Toni Tennille of The Captain and Tennille Filed For Divorce

PRESCOTT, Arizona - The rock duo of The Captain and Tennille was married for 39 years when Toni decided to file for a divorce. Fans of Daryl "Captain" Dragon and his wife (Toni Tennille) were shocked since the two seemed to be as close to each oth...

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