Rapper Eminem changes name to M&M, Mars Candies Sues
DETROIT - Marshall Mathers III, aka dangerous notorious gangster rapper Enimem celebrated his re-re-RE-marriage to estranged wife Kimberly Mathers by formerly changing his name to "M&M" prompting the makers of the REAL bite sized ca...
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103 Reasons Not To Get Married!
"When you're single…" 1. You get the whole couch to yourself. 2. There's half as much housework, cooking, and cleaning to do. 3. You can watch whatever TV channel you like, without arguments. 4. You can get home from work at whatever time you like. 5. You get to eat the whole "meal for two" by yourself. 6. There are fewer important birthdays (spouse, kids, spouse's parents, etc)...
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After Her 4th Divorce a 27-Year-Old Woman Says That She Has Finally Found The Love of Her Life
EL SEGUNDO, California – (Satire News) – Rhonda Pellabrew, who is only 27, has already been married four times. She says that ever since she was in high school she just has had an uncontrollable desire to have as much d*ck (peni*) as possible.
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Oklahoma Cowgirl’s Wedding Goes Horribly Wrong As She's Thrown Off Her Horse
BULL BALLS, Oklahoma – (Satire News) – Ever since she was a little girl growing up in the tiny town of Bull Balls, Trixie Jo Dazzledew, always dreamed of one day growing up and having her and her husband marry on top of their horses. Trixie finall…
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Renee Zellweger Finally Reveals The Reasons Why She Had Her Marriage To Kenny Chesney Annulled
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Renee Zellweger was vacationing down in sunny old Mexico with an old high school friend from Katy, Texas identified as Palapita Underhook. While sunning at the beach in front of The El Super Matador Hotel Zellweger, who wa...
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Box of chocs and itchy red knickers cancel out year of man being useless prat
There was delight in the Sponge household this Valentines Day when Sharon, 46, forgot what a useless turd she'd married the moment he presented her with a box of Ferrero Rocher and a scrap of red polyester in a heart-shaped box. "It's wonderful,"…
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Norma Snockers to marry Ivor Biggun Junior
Man With Two Knobs Seeks Second Marriage.
Kaley Cuoco of The Big Bang Theory Explains Why She Married Down
Melissa Etheridge: It Was Better When We Couldn't Marry
It's official: Mariah Carey is married and no one cares
Russian Internet Dating Special - Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice Gets Her Man
Stunning Stat: 5 percent of Americans Virgins on Wedding Day
Madame Bitters Says Cross Dressing Hubby is the Perfect Man
Matt Gaetz Ties The Knot – Or Rather Gets Married (To a Woman)
Nada Al-Ahdal wants to be a child bride
The Queen And Prince Philip To Divorce
Stacy Keibler Is Now A Married Woman

The Real Reason Why Toni Tennille of The Captain and Tennille Filed For Divorce
PRESCOTT, Arizona - The rock duo of The Captain and Tennille was married for 39 years when Toni decided to file for a divorce. Fans of Daryl "Captain" Dragon and his wife (Toni Tennille) were shocked since the two seemed to be as close to each oth...
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Woman who married bridge says it is just like talking to a brick wall, and she should know
Louella Watkinson, a Philadelphia resident, who famously married a Bridge in 2018 says that talking to her husband is like talking to a brick wall, and she should know, as she used to go out with one. 'I love my Bridge' said Loubella 'I really do,…
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Robin Williams and Wife Set to Divorce Over His Excessive Hair
Comedian Robin Williams and his long-suffering wife are set to divorce after she filed against him claiming 'irreconcilable differences'.
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Polygamist to replace same-sex couples in Ikea's next TV and print media ads
Madison Avenue, New York - Fearing that due to the recent California court ruling, making same-sex marriages legal, that its ads featuring a homosexual couple purchasing furniture at their stores has lost its cutting edge, the furniture store with th...
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Man Marries Right Hand
In a move that confuses and astounds those both for and against the hotly debated gay marriage issue, Peter Jerkinson married his own right hand earlier this morning in his hometown of Las Vegas, Nevada.
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Commons shock: Rees-Mogg and Diane Abbot elope
There was more room in the House of Commons today. Two of its best known actors, Jacob Rees-Mogg and Diane Abbot, announced they had eloped, and would return next week. Journalists tracked them down to Mudford Sock in Somerset, where the couple ar...
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Lady Gaga excommunicated after becoming a priest
Lady Gaga has almost completed an on-line course to become a priest, capable of marrying homosexual couples at her concerts. As a devout Catholic, this has angered the Roman Catholic church in two regards. "First off," said bishop Lee Basher, a...
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Man with nanopenis consummates marriage
A 35 year old married man, formerly of Italy, now residing in Littledick, TX, has finally gotten his wife of 10 years pregnant, by proxy, after many, many attempts. The man's name, Canno Finda Mydicka, you see, was born with a "nanopenis" which c...
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Stedman Graham Breaks Up With Oprah Winfrey Shocking The Talk Show Queen And Her BFF Gayle King
CHICAGO - Stedman Graham and Oprah Winfrey have been together for over twenty years. The public relations executive first proposed to Winfrey back in 1992, 18 years ago. Since then he has been asked roughly 5,000 times when he and Miss O are going...
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"MC Jazzy Jeff" - Sky Sports' Stelling Moves into the Weddings Game
The days of stuffy toastmasters stiltedly clinking champagne glasses and barking dry, emotionless orders to your nearest and dearest may soon be over, with the news that Sky Sports are rolling out their successful football results service format onto...
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The Long Running Daytime Soap Opera, The Young & The Restless is Getting a New Name
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that the popular, long-running daytime soap opera, The Young and The Restless has been on the air for nearly 50 years, and the show’s producers feel it is time for a title change. Ca…
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Black America Screams for Justice
LONDON (BN) — An independent tribunal in Britain aiming to establish whether the the US government’s alleged rights abuses against African Muslims in America constitute genocide is expected to hear dozens of witness testimonies when it holds its firs…
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Guilty: Sussex Man Busted By Wife
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New York legalizes "Gay Marijuana"... AutoCorrect error shifts the focus of the law from "hugs" to "drugs"
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Lindsey Vonn Is Very Upset With Her Boyfriend Tiger Woods
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28-Year-Old Marriage Breaks Up Over Karaoke Night
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Donald “El Sicko” Trump Says If He Was Not Married To Melania He Would Want To Be Married To His Daughter Ivanka
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Wayne Marries In Italy
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Angelina's Newborn Twins Marry Each Other
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Gay Marriage Legalized in Afghanistan
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Second Life Divorce Rates Soar
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Republicans to Outlaw Birth Control for Single Women
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The Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Cinco de Mayo Wedding
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Kelly Preston Suddenly Drops The John Travolta Divorce Talk
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