ACLU wants to create a state registry for married Christians
The ACLU thinks they have a novel way to stop Christians from discriminating against atheists who don't want to believe in marriage – by creating a registry for married couples who believe in Christianity. The ACLU is pushing a bill, in Florida, t...
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Rapper Eminem changes name to M&M, Mars Candies Sues
DETROIT - Marshall Mathers III, aka dangerous notorious gangster rapper Enimem celebrated his re-re-RE-marriage to estranged wife Kimberly Mathers by formerly changing his name to "M&M" prompting the makers of the REAL bite sized ca...
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Brother And Sister Who Married Each Other Having Second Thoughts
A brother and sister who did what many other people would consider to be 'the unthinkable', and married each other, are having second thoughts, and may get a divorce. Trevor Hucker, 18 and Trina Hucker, 17, tied the knot in November, creating a se...
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103 Reasons Not To Get Married!
"When you're single…" 1. You get the whole couch to yourself. 2. There's half as much housework, cooking, and cleaning to do. 3. You can watch whatever TV channel you like, without arguments. 4. You can get home from work at whatever time you like. 5. You get to eat the whole "meal for two" by yourself. 6. There are fewer important birthdays (spouse, kids, spouse's parents, etc)...
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LaTania Blackburn Marries a Gorilla Named Amadou
A 25-year-old female named LaTania Blackburn, says she has finally found the true meaning of love, when, after being single for over 15 years, she married a zoo gorilla. LaTania and her gorilla/husband, Amadou, appeared on ITV's early morning show...
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Nada Al-Ahdal wants to be a child bride
Nada Al-Ahdal , a 70-year-old retired feminist from Yemen, has petitioned a court in Yemen for permission to change her legal age — by altering her birth certificate to show she was born 60 years later than she really was. Al-Ahdal argues that sh...
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Man with nanopenis consummates marriage
Syrian woman in deep trouble with no future
Arnold to Terminate Gay Marriage
Michigan Explains Why It Will Now Allow Same-Sex Marriages
Kentucky Court Clerk Nearing Completion of Preparations for Martyrdom Speaking Tour
Britney Spears' secret marriage to Adolf Hitler
Marriages Where One Of The Couple Shits The Bed, More Likely To End In Divorce - Study
Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Tries To Help Newlyweds With Sex Advice, Others!!
Man Marries Horse in Strange Wedding
Lady Gaga excommunicated after becoming a priest
Bush & Putin Wed!
Harlem Man Questions Wisdom of April Fools' Day Joke of Proposing to Girlfriend He Plans to Break Up With
Husband and Wife Of 20 Years Discover They Are Brother And Sister
Spokane WA: Bill and Millie Roth, married 20 years discovered today that they share the same father. The Roth's were having DNA tests to discover who was more compatible for their 18 year old son who needed a kidney transplant. The DNA results, w...
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Wife Beats Up Hubby Because of a Song
Truth be told -- it wasn't just ANY song the hubby was crooning. It was that old 1909 song, "My Wife's Gone to the Country (Hurrah! Hurrah!)." Music by Ted Snyder, with lyrics by Irving Berlin and George Whiting. Here's an excerpt: My wif...
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Man Marries Right Hand
In a move that confuses and astounds those both for and against the hotly debated gay marriage issue, Peter Jerkinson married his own right hand earlier this morning in his hometown of Las Vegas, Nevada.
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The Real Reason Why Toni Tennille of The Captain and Tennille Filed For Divorce
PRESCOTT, Arizona - The rock duo of The Captain and Tennille was married for 39 years when Toni decided to file for a divorce. Fans of Daryl "Captain" Dragon and his wife (Toni Tennille) were shocked since the two seemed to be as close to each oth...
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Polygamist to replace same-sex couples in Ikea's next TV and print media ads
Madison Avenue, New York - Fearing that due to the recent California court ruling, making same-sex marriages legal, that its ads featuring a homosexual couple purchasing furniture at their stores has lost its cutting edge, the furniture store with th...
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Man With Two Knobs Seeks Second Marriage.
Dick Phillpot, the only man in the UK with two knobs wants the bigamy laws changed to enable him to marry a second time. "I'm too much for one woman. Doris tries her best but she gets knackered just as number 2 is waking up. If I could take a second...
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George Clooney Secretly Marries Heidi Klum
Surprising even the most diligent of paparazzi and scab entertainment reporters alike, a recent announcement from Las Vegas tells of a secretive private wedding between movie box office sensation George Clooney and former super model turned cable tel...
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Lady Godiva married a stray dog in India to ward off evil spirits
"Namaste India!" said virgin, Lady Godiva in her first conference with local villagers during her visit to India. She took the opportunity to express her love for the country, its people, and its traditions. The local guru managed to convince Lady...
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28-Year-Old Marriage Breaks Up Over Karaoke Night
This was to be a busy weekend for a local couple, Kenneth and Carole Moleturd were supposed to celebrate 28 years of marriage but it just might not happen as they are still fighting over having a small get-together with friends at a local bar. Car...
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Ellen Degenarate Marries Greek Porn Star
Cypruss Gardens, Grease (IP) - Famous American comedienne Ellen Degenerate married famous Greak porn star Hetera Phobia in a huge outdoor ceremony. Many readers will remember Hetera Phobia from a scandalous incident where she was deported from Holla...
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Trump Tells New Bride, "You're Fired!"
PALM BEACH, FL --- Only seventy minutes into his third marriage, Billionaire Donald Trump told his fresh baked bride Melania Knauss it's over. The real estate rat-bag turned reality TV twit said the once ravishing Slovenian beauty now looks much too...
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Florida Man Kicked From Bed After Dorito Eating Incident
A Florida man was forcibly ejected from his bed late last night after opening a bag of Doritos thinking his wife was sleeping. "She caught me munching the snack and told me that it was the 'final straw' and she was sick of waking up finding crumbs...
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Renee Zellweger Finally Reveals The Reasons Why She Had Her Marriage To Kenny Chesney Annulled
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Renee Zellweger was vacationing down in sunny old Mexico with an old high school friend from Katy, Texas identified as Palapita Underhook. While sunning at the beach in front of The El Super Matador Hotel Zellweger, who wa...
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Wayne Marries In Italy
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Super Bowl for Females: Attack of the Killer Brides
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Brad Pitt Having Second Thoughts About Marrying Angelina Jolie
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Pinochle Marriage Rules to be Changed
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