Funny story - Black Women In Open Revolt Against Violent Husbands

Black Women In Open Revolt Against Violent Husbands

Just when we thought things couldn't possibly get any worse after the recent Black Lives Matter demonstrations and riots, a new protest has begun, against the domestic violence suffered against their persons by the black wives of black men. The o...

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Funny story - Rapper Eminem changes name to M&M, Mars Candies Sues

Rapper Eminem changes name to M&M, Mars Candies Sues

DETROIT - Marshall Mathers III, aka dangerous notorious gangster rapper Enimem celebrated his re-re-RE-marriage to estranged wife Kimberly Mathers by formerly changing his name to "M&M" prompting the makers of the REAL bite sized ca...

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Funny story - 103 Reasons Not To Get Married!

103 Reasons Not To Get Married!

"When you're single…" 1. You get the whole couch to yourself. 2. There's half as much housework, cooking, and cleaning to do. 3. You can watch whatever TV channel you like, without arguments. 4. You can get home from work at whatever time you like. 5. You get to eat the whole "meal for two" by yourself. 6. There are fewer important birthdays (spouse, kids, spouse's parents, etc)...

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Funny story - Man Marries Right Hand

Man Marries Right Hand

In a move that confuses and astounds those both for and against the hotly debated gay marriage issue, Peter Jerkinson married his own right hand earlier this morning in his hometown of Las Vegas, Nevada.

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Funny story - Stacy Keibler Is Now A Married Woman

Stacy Keibler Is Now A Married Woman

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The fantasy of millions of guys has just announced that she is now a married woman. Stacy Keibler, who broke up with George Clooney after a two-year relationship, has just tied the knot with Jared Pobre. Pobre's profess...

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Funny story - Stunning Stat: 5 percent of Americans Virgins on Wedding Day

Stunning Stat: 5 percent of Americans Virgins on Wedding Day

New York - Statisticians and researchers are scratching their collective heads over this one - as many as five percent of Americans have not had sexual relations prior to their marriage. A visibly shaken President Bush has vowed to work with Congres...

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Funny story - Paris Hilton Becomes Mormon -- Marries Paparazzi

Paris Hilton Becomes Mormon -- Marries Paparazzi

LOS ANGELES (LAX) -- In a shock development late today, Paris Hilton, 26, married 482 of the leading paparazzi stalkers in Hollywood, much to the delight of boarding and disembarking airline passengers.

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Funny story - Renee Zellweger Finally Reveals The Reasons Why She Had Her Marriage To Kenny Chesney Annulled

Renee Zellweger Finally Reveals The Reasons Why She Had Her Marriage To Kenny Chesney Annulled

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Renee Zellweger was vacationing down in sunny old Mexico with an old high school friend from Katy, Texas identified as Palapita Underhook. While sunning at the beach in front of The El Super Matador Hotel Zellweger, who wa...

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Funny story - Marriage Terrorist for Hire

Marriage Terrorist for Hire

A New York mother who had engaged in terrorist like activity in an attempt to break up her son's impending nuptials, has announced that she will be turning pro next month. Real estate developer and overbearing mom, Lia Joseph, had done her level b...

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Funny story - Nashville Man Does Wrong Thing In Nick of Time

Nashville Man Does Wrong Thing In Nick of Time

When he learned via Facebook that his toxic, narcissistic ex-girlfriend, Jessica Montbleau, was about to tie the knot with someone else, Colin Carver of Nashville, Tennessee, knew it was time for him to take swift, decisive action in order to salvage...

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Funny story - The Real Reason Why Toni Tennille of The Captain and Tennille Filed For Divorce

The Real Reason Why Toni Tennille of The Captain and Tennille Filed For Divorce

PRESCOTT, Arizona - The rock duo of The Captain and Tennille was married for 39 years when Toni decided to file for a divorce. Fans of Daryl "Captain" Dragon and his wife (Toni Tennille) were shocked since the two seemed to be as close to each oth...

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Funny story - New York legalizes "Gay Marijuana"... AutoCorrect error shifts the focus of the law from "hugs" to "drugs"

New York legalizes "Gay Marijuana"... AutoCorrect error shifts the focus of the law from "hugs" to "drugs"

Albany, New York - New York lawmakers have passed a bill that legalizes "Gay Marijuana" in the state. The lawmakers had been working on a law to approve same-sex marriage in New York, but a last-minute AutoCorrect glitch changed the complexion of the...

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Funny story - Syrian woman in deep trouble with no future

Syrian woman in deep trouble with no future

Damascus, Syria-- Police in Southern Syria have arrested a young woman who mistakenly forgot her Burka in the toilet during a number two. Her ugly face sparked outrage from people when a foreign photographer snapped a picture of her and informed...

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Funny story - Nada Al-Ahdal wants to be a child bride

Nada Al-Ahdal wants to be a child bride

Nada Al-Ahdal , a 70-year-old retired feminist from Yemen, has petitioned a court in Yemen for permission to change her legal age — by altering her birth certificate to show she was born 60 years later than she really was. Al-Ahdal argues that sh...

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Funny story - Iowa Man With Facial Blindness Deemed America's Most Romantic!

Iowa Man With Facial Blindness Deemed America's Most Romantic!

Des Moines, Iowa - Old Harold Grandy, 76, wasn't know for much in this sleepy little hamlet in western Iowa, but now he can hold his chin up high, as he has been crowned: The Most Romantic Man in America! And for a man who has struggled through the...

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Funny story - Man With Two Knobs Seeks Second Marriage.

Man With Two Knobs Seeks Second Marriage.

Dick Phillpot, the only man in the UK with two knobs wants the bigamy laws changed to enable him to marry a second time. "I'm too much for one woman. Doris tries her best but she gets knackered just as number 2 is waking up. If I could take a second...

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Funny story - Nuns In US Safe From New Catholic Inquisition

Nuns In US Safe From New Catholic Inquisition

A fragment of an ancient Egyptian papyrus known as the "Gospel of Jesus's Wife," unveiled in 2012, shows no evidence of being a modern forgery, as some critics had charged, according to an article published in the Harvard Theological Review. The con...

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Funny story - George Clooney Talks About Stacy Keibler's Marriage

George Clooney Talks About Stacy Keibler's Marriage

VENICE BEACH, California - A writer for Bedroom Pillow Talk caught up with George Clooney the star of Monument's Men at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in Venice Beach. Gazebo Serengeti asked the Hollywood star what he thought about ex-girlfrien...

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Funny story - Sinead O'Connor Mimics Kim Kardashian, Dumps Husband after 16 Days

Sinead O'Connor Mimics Kim Kardashian, Dumps Husband after 16 Days

Former trailblazing, pissed off but still bald, pop protest singer, Sinead O'Connor, announced a separation from her husband after just two weeks and two days of marriage. The controversial 80's ballad queen was the toast of Ireland and the world...

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Funny story - Shocker: Hollywood Couple Marries BEFORE Having Kids

Shocker: Hollywood Couple Marries BEFORE Having Kids

UN-BEE-LIEV-ABLE! One perplexed teen proclaimed. "I don't understand this at all," he continued. "Uh, why get married FIRST? That's the question," he said. I mean, if you want kids, shouldn't you have your girlfriend pop out one or two before you...

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