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17 September 2019

Wife Beats Up Hubby Because of a Song

Truth be told -- it wasn't just ANY song the hubby was crooning. It was that old 1909 song, "My Wife's Gone to the Country (Hurrah! Hurrah!)." Music by Ted Snyder, with lyrics by Irving Berlin and George Whiting. Here's an excerpt: My wif...

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103 Reasons Not To Get Married!

"When you're single…" 1. You get the whole couch to yourself. 2. There's half as much housework, cooking, and cleaning to do. 3. You can watch whatever TV channel you like, without arguments. 4. You can get home from work at whatever time you like. 5. You get to eat the whole "meal for two" by yourself. 6. There are fewer important birthdays (spouse, kids, spouse's parents, etc)...

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Rapper Eminem changes name to M&M, Mars Candies Sues

DETROIT - Marshall Mathers III, aka dangerous notorious gangster rapper Enimem celebrated his re-re-RE-marriage to estranged wife Kimberly Mathers by formerly changing his name to "M&M" prompting the makers of the REAL bite sized ca...

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Man With Two Knobs Seeks Second Marriage.

Dick Phillpot, the only man in the UK with two knobs wants the bigamy laws changed to enable him to marry a second time. "I'm too much for one woman. Doris tries her best but she gets knackered just as number 2 is waking up. If I could take a second...

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Renee Zellweger Finally Reveals The Reasons Why She Had Her Marriage To Kenny Chesney Annulled

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Renee Zellweger was vacationing down in sunny old Mexico with an old high school friend from Katy, Texas identified as Palapita Underhook. While sunning at the beach in front of The El Super Matador Hotel Zellweger, who wa...

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The Real Reason Why Toni Tennille of The Captain and Tennille Filed For Divorce

PRESCOTT, Arizona - The rock duo of The Captain and Tennille was married for 39 years when Toni decided to file for a divorce. Fans of Daryl "Captain" Dragon and his wife (Toni Tennille) were shocked since the two seemed to be as close to each oth...

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Hello! and OK! bidding war for wedding photos hots up

Shocker: Hollywood Couple Marries BEFORE Having Kids

Secret Details Of Brinkley-Cook Divorce Negotiations -- Brinkley Wins By A Knockout!

Pamela Anderson's Next Husband

LaTania Blackburn Marries a Gorilla Named Amadou

Gay Marriage Referendum Big Winner in Iraqi Elections

Commonwealth diplomats shocked at royal wedding chapel flesh-flash

Jessica Simpson to Marry the Much Taller Eric Johnson

Coronation Street's Haley Cropper to get married again

Britain votes for its most eligible Royal - a fat git on the telly

Britney Spears Reveals Simon Cowell Wanted To Marry Her

Schwarzenegger Vetos "Girly Man" Gay Marriage Bill

Man Marries Right Hand

In a move that confuses and astounds those both for and against the hotly debated gay marriage issue, Peter Jerkinson married his own right hand earlier this morning in his hometown of Las Vegas, Nevada.

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Lady Gaga excommunicated after becoming a priest

Lady Gaga has almost completed an on-line course to become a priest, capable of marrying homosexual couples at her concerts. As a devout Catholic, this has angered the Roman Catholic church in two regards. "First off," said bishop Lee Basher, a...

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Bush Seeks to Protect Marriage from People Who Are Gay, Post-Menopausal, Barren, Self-Absorbed, Ugly

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Bush today announced his support of a Constitutional amendment banning childless or otherwise yucky marriage. "We all know that the marriage is a sacred institution, intended for the purpose of procreating and raising...

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California Changes Bridal Wedding Requirements (Again)

For many years on their wedding days, brides have been traditionally requred to wear "something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue." This will no longer be the case in California.

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Harlem Man Questions Wisdom of April Fools' Day Joke of Proposing to Girlfriend He Plans to Break Up With

A lover of laughs and practical jokes, Lionel Freedman of Harlem, New York, considered pulling the quintessential April Fool’s prank of proposing to his girlfriend, Natasha, only to then tell her that he actually wanted to break up, but, after some t...

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Couples Urged To Take Out Wedding Insurance

Urgent advice has been issued to couples planning their wedding. The Financial Ombudsman Service is making a national appeal to ensure that insurance is taken out in case something goes wrong and the event is ruined. For less than 1% of the tot...

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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Finally Get Engaged - Miley Puts All of Her Lap Dancing Costumes on eBay

SANTA MONICA - Miley Cyrus the singer who gained notoriety as Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel and her Australian boyfriend of three years Liam Hemsworth have finally announced that they are engaged. The dynamic duo celebrated by going out to...

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Man becomes a woman to save his 22 years of marriage

After 22 years of marriage and two children, Mary told her husband Frank that she was a lesbian. Frank thought his marriage was over until he decided to do the most romantic gesture ever: he got a sex change. Mary still loved him, and he stil...

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Man Endured Tortuous Khmer Wedding

It should have been a time for happiness and rejoicing on Saturday, but one man who was invited to a wedding enjoyed the whole tortuous, tedious torment so little, that he kept asking his wife: "Are we nearly at the end of this caper?" Moys Ken...

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Jerry Seinfeld's Show "Marriage Ref" Fails - Now He'll Try A New Show, "Divorce Ref"

LOS ANGELES - Jerry Seinfeld reeling from having his artistic ego shattered after his short-lived reality show, Marriage Ref was cancelled has stated that you cannot keep a good man down. The man with the sing-song voice has just said that he will...

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Kim Kardashian's Future Husbands

OSAKA, Japan - One of the greatest computer scientists in the world, Fushiko Takayaka, has just developed a computer that can look into the future. The computer which was developed in Osaka, Japan and named the FT-13001, has the capability of tak...

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Me, The Missus And The Mother In Law

Back in '67 - I bought a bust up caravan from a good teg neebr of mine. Once I got it home I told the missus to pack 'er mither's bags and I'd take the old bawbag up the Trossachs for an Easter break. Leaving the missus at home I drove up to Brig o' Turk with the mither in law in tow, turned "off road" deep into Glen Finglas, unhooked the caravan and left the old bawbag to enjoy a weeks brea...

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New York legalizes "Gay Marijuana"... AutoCorrect error shifts the focus of the law from "hugs" to "drugs"

Albany, New York - New York lawmakers have passed a bill that legalizes "Gay Marijuana" in the state. The lawmakers had been working on a law to approve same-sex marriage in New York, but a last-minute AutoCorrect glitch changed the complexion of the...

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Rooneys' Honeymoon Ruined After Foot & Mouth Scare

Wayne Rooney and his new wife Coleen are at the centre of a huge health scare tonight, after it was announced that the unlucky pair have tested positive for Foot & Mouth disease.

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