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Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Settle Custardy Battle

Funny story: Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Settle Custardy Battle

Movie stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, whose marriage ended in a split in 2016, have ended their custardy battle in agreement, reports the Spoof. Pitt and Jolie - commonly referred to by fans as 'Brangelina' - have six children aged between 10...

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Lady Gaga married a stray dog in India to ward off evil spirits

Funny story: Lady Gaga married a stray dog in India to ward off evil spirits

"Namaste India!" said Lady Gaga in her first conference with local villagers during her visit to India. She took the opportunity to express her love for the country, its people, and its traditions. The local guru managed to convince Lady Gaga to m...

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Nada Al-Ahdal wants to be a child bride

Funny story: Nada Al-Ahdal wants to be a child bride

Nada Al-Ahdal , a 70-year-old retired feminist from Yemen, has petitioned a court in Yemen for permission to change her legal age — by altering her birth certificate to show she was born 60 years later than she really was. Al-Ahdal argues that sh...

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Marriages Where One Of The Couple Shits The Bed, More Likely To End In Divorce - Study

Funny story: Marriages Where One Of The Couple Shits The Bed, More Likely To End In Divorce - Study

Marriages where one of the couples shits the bed, are more likely to end in divorce, says a study I made up off the top of my head today. Divorce rates worldwide have soared over the last 20 years, but it's amongst the bedshitting community that s...

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Man's Stag Night Was Unconventional

Funny story: Man's Stag Night Was Unconventional

A man who was due to be married in a week's time, and planned to celebrate his last few days of 'freedom' in a truly celebratory way, made some very strange arrangements for his Stag Night, it has been claimed. Roger Stagg, a factory worker from M...

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Man's Wife-To-Be Went Outside For Cigarette

Funny story: Man's Wife-To-Be Went Outside For Cigarette

A man's wedding day was laid to waste when his bride-to-be told him she 'just' needed to "pop outside for a cigarette", and was never seen again. Colin 'D' was due at Bournemouth Registry Office at 11am to tie the knot with his intended, whose nam...

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Woman Marries Herself

Funny story: Woman Marries Herself

A woman in New Jersey who fell out with every boyfriend she ever had, has married herself. Tina Snodge, 37, who lives in Trenton, never had any problems finding partners: she was pretty, brunette, shapely, athletic, and also had a few dollars in t...

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Shocker: Hollywood Couple Marries BEFORE Having Kids

Funny story: Shocker: Hollywood Couple Marries BEFORE Having Kids

UN-BEE-LIEV-ABLE! One perplexed teen proclaimed. "I don't understand this at all," he continued. "Uh, why get married FIRST? That's the question," he said. I mean, if you want kids, shouldn't you have your girlfriend pop out one or two before you...

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Commons shock: Rees-Mogg and Diane Abbot elope

There was more room in the House of Commons today. Two of its best known actors, Jacob Rees-Mogg and Diane Abbot, announced they had eloped, and would return next week. Journalists tracked them down to Mudford Sock in Somerset, where the couple ar...

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Italy introduce "marry yourself weddings" for jilted Johns and Joans!

Funny story: Italy introduce "marry yourself weddings" for jilted Johns and Joans!

Lonely, single, unmarried and fed up with jumping in and out of bed with strangers who only want one night stands? Then Italy is the place for you! Singles in Italy are now allowed to marry themselves! The first to do it was a female Italian fitne...

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Bride-To-Be Makes Off With Bridegroom-To-Be's Stag-Do Money

A stag party were conned out of £13,000 when the groom-to-be's fiancee allegedly pretended to book their holiday to Ibiza before running off with the cash. Chris Mahone, 27, and his 29 friends were on the way to Leeds-Bradford airport when they re...

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Syrian woman in deep trouble with no future

Funny story: Syrian woman in deep trouble with no future

Damascus, Syria-- Police in Southern Syria have arrested a young woman who mistakenly forgot her Burka in the toilet during a number two. Her ugly face sparked outrage from people when a foreign photographer snapped a picture of her and informed...

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Father wants to marry his lesbian daughter to a man

Funny story: Father wants to marry his lesbian daughter to a man

Money tycoon, Charles Lee, made global headlines in September 2012 when he offered £40m to any man who can convince his lesbian daughter, Cinderella Lee, to marry. The 57-year-old then doubled the money offering any bachelor $1billion (£80m) aft...

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Germany abolishes marriage

Funny story: Germany abolishes marriage

GERMANY- After heavy thinking and discussions, lasting the whole week, the German parliament (Bundestag) agreed upon a law on Friday that will eliminate all marriage laws in Germany, ending the governments subjugation over it's citizens. The law,...

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British men marry foreign brides

Funny story: British men marry foreign brides

A controversial entrepreneur has created a fantastic marriage agency to help British men find Eastern European wives with close to 45,000 Britons signing up. Aleister Crowley, 33, is the brains behind FamilyValues.web and aims at improving the gen...

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Kentucky Court Clerk Nearing Completion of Preparations for Martyrdom Speaking Tour

Funny story: Kentucky Court Clerk Nearing Completion of Preparations for Martyrdom Speaking Tour

Morehead, Rowan County, KY - Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis has nearly completed her preparations to become a martyr and speaker on the subject of the abomination of same-sex marriage. Davis decided earlier this year that she wanted to make a caree...

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Divorce Lawyer Hits The Jackpot - Outside IKEA!

Funny story: Divorce Lawyer Hits The Jackpot - Outside IKEA!

Carson, Calif. - Business has never been better for Max Splitski, a divorce lawyer in the Los Angeles area. And his recent surge in clientele has all come from the very same place - the exit door at the IKEA, just down the road from his offices. "...

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New Roommate from Hell Puts Wedge in Married Man's Life

After a few months of rooming together a young professional by the name of Joseph Radcliffe decides enough is enough. Joe thought that his roommate was just going through a tough time in his life. "We all go through stages of life. I thought that...

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