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Marriages on the Fritz as Women "Marie Kondo" Their Husbands

Funny story: Marriages on the Fritz as Women "Marie Kondo" Their Husbands

In the wake of the popular reality show hosted by Japanese organizing consultant Marie Kondo, who helps people declutter and improve their lives by getting rid of anything that doesn't genuinely spark joy, marriages everywhere are on the fritz as wom...

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Wife Beats Up Hubby Because of a Song

Funny story: Wife Beats Up Hubby Because of a Song

Truth be told -- it wasn't just ANY song the hubby was crooning. It was that old 1909 song, "My Wife's Gone to the Country (Hurrah! Hurrah!)." Music by Ted Snyder, with lyrics by Irving Berlin and George Whiting. Here's an excerpt: My wif...

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Right Wing Guru Who Proposed Enforced Monogamy Wonders Why Women Don't Attend His Lectures

Funny story: Right Wing Guru Who Proposed Enforced Monogamy Wonders Why Women Don't Attend His Lectures

Toronto - Conservative self-help author and lecturer Jordan Peterson, who has advocated a return to a patriarchal society, and preached against the evils of feminism and liberalism, wondered aloud on a recent talk show why his lectures were attended...

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Nafissatou Diallo Marries a Gorilla Named Amadou

Funny story: Nafissatou Diallo Marries a Gorilla Named Amadou

A 25-year-old female named Nafissatou Diallo, says she has finally found the true meaning of love, when, after being single for over 15 years, she married a zoo gorilla. Diallo and her gorilla/husband, Amadou, appeared on ITV's early morning show,...

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Brother And Sister Who Married Each Other Having Second Thoughts

Funny story: Brother And Sister Who Married Each Other Having Second Thoughts

A brother and sister who did what many other people would consider to be 'the unthinkable', and married each other, are having second thoughts, and may get a divorce. Trevor Hucker, 18 and Trina Hucker, 17, tied the knot in November, creating a se...

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Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Settle Custardy Battle

Funny story: Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Settle Custardy Battle

Movie stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, whose marriage ended in a split in 2016, have ended their custardy battle in agreement, reports the Spoof. Pitt and Jolie - commonly referred to by fans as 'Brangelina' - have six children aged between 10...

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Lady Gaga married a stray dog in India to ward off evil spirits

Funny story: Lady Gaga married a stray dog in India to ward off evil spirits

"Namaste India!" said Lady Gaga in her first conference with local villagers during her visit to India. She took the opportunity to express her love for the country, its people, and its traditions. The local guru managed to convince Lady Gaga to m...

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Nada Al-Ahdal wants to be a child bride

Funny story: Nada Al-Ahdal wants to be a child bride

Nada Al-Ahdal , a 70-year-old retired feminist from Yemen, has petitioned a court in Yemen for permission to change her legal age — by altering her birth certificate to show she was born 60 years later than she really was. Al-Ahdal argues that sh...

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Marriages Where One Of The Couple Shits The Bed, More Likely To End In Divorce - Study

Funny story: Marriages Where One Of The Couple Shits The Bed, More Likely To End In Divorce - Study

Marriages where one of the couples shits the bed, are more likely to end in divorce, says a study I made up off the top of my head today. Divorce rates worldwide have soared over the last 20 years, but it's amongst the bedshitting community that s...

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Man's Stag Night Was Unconventional

Funny story: Man's Stag Night Was Unconventional

A man who was due to be married in a week's time, and planned to celebrate his last few days of 'freedom' in a truly celebratory way, made some very strange arrangements for his Stag Night, it has been claimed. Roger Stagg, a factory worker from M...

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Man's Wife-To-Be Went Outside For Cigarette

Funny story: Man's Wife-To-Be Went Outside For Cigarette

A man's wedding day was laid to waste when his bride-to-be told him she 'just' needed to "pop outside for a cigarette", and was never seen again. Colin 'D' was due at Bournemouth Registry Office at 11am to tie the knot with his intended, whose nam...

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Woman Marries Herself

Funny story: Woman Marries Herself

A woman in New Jersey who fell out with every boyfriend she ever had, has married herself. Tina Snodge, 37, who lives in Trenton, never had any problems finding partners: she was pretty, brunette, shapely, athletic, and also had a few dollars in t...

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Shocker: Hollywood Couple Marries BEFORE Having Kids

Funny story: Shocker: Hollywood Couple Marries BEFORE Having Kids

UN-BEE-LIEV-ABLE! One perplexed teen proclaimed. "I don't understand this at all," he continued. "Uh, why get married FIRST? That's the question," he said. I mean, if you want kids, shouldn't you have your girlfriend pop out one or two before you...

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Commons shock: Rees-Mogg and Diane Abbot elope

There was more room in the House of Commons today. Two of its best known actors, Jacob Rees-Mogg and Diane Abbot, announced they had eloped, and would return next week. Journalists tracked them down to Mudford Sock in Somerset, where the couple ar...

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Italy introduce "marry yourself weddings" for jilted Johns and Joans!

Funny story: Italy introduce "marry yourself weddings" for jilted Johns and Joans!

Lonely, single, unmarried and fed up with jumping in and out of bed with strangers who only want one night stands? Then Italy is the place for you! Singles in Italy are now allowed to marry themselves! The first to do it was a female Italian fitne...

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Bride-To-Be Makes Off With Bridegroom-To-Be's Stag-Do Money

A stag party were conned out of £13,000 when the groom-to-be's fiancee allegedly pretended to book their holiday to Ibiza before running off with the cash. Chris Mahone, 27, and his 29 friends were on the way to Leeds-Bradford airport when they re...

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Syrian woman in deep trouble with no future

Funny story: Syrian woman in deep trouble with no future

Damascus, Syria-- Police in Southern Syria have arrested a young woman who mistakenly forgot her Burka in the toilet during a number two. Her ugly face sparked outrage from people when a foreign photographer snapped a picture of her and informed...

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Father wants to marry his lesbian daughter to a man

Funny story: Father wants to marry his lesbian daughter to a man

Money tycoon, Charles Lee, made global headlines in September 2012 when he offered £40m to any man who can convince his lesbian daughter, Cinderella Lee, to marry. The 57-year-old then doubled the money offering any bachelor $1billion (£80m) aft...

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