Written by humanoid

Wednesday, 5 July 2017

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Money tycoon, Charles Lee, made global headlines in September 2012 when he offered £40m to any man who can convince his lesbian daughter, Cinderella Lee, to marry.

The 57-year-old then doubled the money offering any bachelor $1billion (£80m) after his original offer attracted 20,000 unsuccessful responses.

Cinderella has published an open letter asking her father to accept her for who she is.

A HAL 9000 computer that uses algorithms derived from Charles Darwin's DNA brain sequence, told a group of reporters that Mr Lee is in error for trying to contaminate the human population with lesbian genes.

HAL 9000 explains that lesbian genes come from a primordial period in human evolution and are a group of defective mutations that are unable to initiate their own reproduction.

"Even the asexual gene is heterosexual along with bacteria which seem to clone each other, but actually combine with different bacteria species in a process known as conjugation," states HAL 9000.

In the past, sexually aggressive hyperactive males kept the defective lesbian gene alive though forced procreation, fortunately the legal system is controlling the situation.

Based on Darwinian logic, HAL 9000 recommends that lesbians should be allowed to marry each other so their genes could take a slow natural path into extinction since their reproductive system cannot easily sustain life through a heterosexual process.

"Artificial insemination is unable to sustain the lesbian gene because of the process of natural selection in combination with a multi-versitile environment, unpredictable mutations, and a limited variance base.' 'The rate of error is too great for specialized lesbian genes, leading to rapid extinction of the small population.' Even heterosexual genes are on the edge of extinction like in the Phorusrhacid terror bird, a successfully adaptive, heterosexual species that was overcome by change.' 'Furthermore, on a daily bases multitudes of heterosexual people die unable to breed because of fierce competition apart from heterosexuals who die from illness and accidents without having children," says HAL 9000.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Marriage, Lesbian

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