Rapper Eminem changes name to M&M, Mars Candies Sues

Written by jd Balderdash

Sunday, 15 January 2006

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M&M and his ex-current-ex-current New bride

DETROIT - Marshall Mathers III, aka dangerous notorious gangster rapper Enimem celebrated his re-re-RE-marriage to estranged wife Kimberly Mathers by formerly changing his name to "M&M" prompting the makers of the REAL bite sized candy, Mars Corporation to "sue his gangster rap'n chocolate coated candy shell PANTS" right off his "gangster rap'n" behind. Friends and family of "M" are asking,

"If the marriage didn't work the FIRST time M, or the second, what makes you think it will work out this time?"

M (aka M&M) replied,

"YO dat be some JACKED up BUBBLE dust U be talk'n, hear what I'm almost sayin FrEdd? Look, I gots my flave shake'n lite so don't B chalk'n dip TUNA tins up my time ZoNe zone hear what I'm sayin RudolpH?

Mars candy, maker of the real M&M's is not so much unhappy with Enimem calling himself M&M as with him publicly rapping

"I melts in yo MOUF !!*@@*!, not in yo HAND !"

M&M, the rapper yesterday remarried his ex wife, Kim Mathers four years after they last divorced. M&M, aka Eminem even rapped about killing his ex-wife in the 2000 song 'Kim'. The dangerous chocolate meister gangster says that THIS time the marriage is going to work, even if he has to "KILL da freak'n ...."

M&M's wedding, a private affair in Detroit was attended by such legendary celebrities as 50 cent, Grand master SLudGE, Puke Dog ZeE and Out House Louie. M's bride, Kim, still alive according to last reports looked radiant, observers say, wearing a charcoal black see-through wedding gown and matching lingerie by Pimp DaDDy FREak of El Segundo.

Mars Candy Corporation says that they will drop their 10 million dollar lawsuit against M&M if M&M simply changes his name to another alphabet, N&N, X&X, they don't care just drop their copyrighted M&M or he really WILL melt in their mouths and in their hands.

M&M, responding to Mars said,

"Look you choc'lit coated JACK-B Nimble can-dee covered !!*@$$!'s, I be M&M, my NAME be M&M and YOU candy coated !!*$$!'s can go tell yo MAMA, her MAMA, her MAMA's mama dat faq jack TOO coz M&M and his KREW don't TAKE no .."

Attorney's for Mars say that Mars Candy Corporation will not be shoving all 850 million packages of it's candy up the location suggested by newly re--re-wed notorious gangster rapper Marshall Mathers III.

"See you in court M&M" Mars Candy told the rapper, the rapper replying,

"See U in court M&M .... Hon? You still there right? Not thinkin bout LEAVE'n me again r u? .. R U?!!!!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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