California Offers Gay Marriage Compomise

Funny story written by NickFun

Thursday, 28 May 2009

Hey!

The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for California Offers Gay Marriage Compomise
These men are hoping to get married without first switching genders.

The California Supreme Court offered a compromise proposal to the same sex marriage ban put in place by voters in November. The proposal suggests that one of the marrying parties first switch genders then, after 6 months of marriage, be switched back again.

"Californians have stated that they do not want people of the same sex marrying", stated California Supreme Court Chief Justice Ronald George. "To stay in compliance with the wishes of the people of California, and the Mormon Church, we insist that at the time of nuptials one party be male and the other female. However, once married for six months or longer, the party who has changed genders may switch back to his or her original gender without a change in marital status".

The Chief Justice clarified that the current law only pertains to people who are getting a marriage license and does not affect those who are already married. In other words,he states "people of the same sex are not allowed to get married but will be allowed to be married."

"I hope this puts the issue to rest", George hoped.

Both opponents and supporters of same sex marriage expressed displeasure with the courts decision.

"I don't want to get my dick cut off just so I can get married!" said Jess Halpern, a Los Angeles area screenwriter.

"This doesn't solve anything!" said Mormom church representative Lucy Pattermore. "The gays are still gonna get married!"

"Compromises always come with sacrifices for both parties", George stated. "If you can't settle this argument on your own then by the omnipotent powers vested in me that's my decision!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more