The up market Magazine The Titler has announced the forthcoming marriage between Norma Snockers and Ivor Biggun Junior.
Miss Snockers the eldest daughter of Danny and Marjorie Snockers of Cheltenham who presently works as a TV Reporter, part time Model and occasional Film Actress has been walking out with Ivor Biggun Junior for the past three and half years.
She had previously worked for the Bra Manufacturer Bravisimo who specialise in large cup sizes known in the trade has hammocks or more than a handful.
She did not wish to comment on her Film Actress Career which apparently is a low budget affair not containing much dialogue but a great deal of action stuff shot mainly somewhere in Amsterdam.
Apparently she met Ivor Junior at an after Regatta Party at Henley where Ivor had been rowing for Oxbridge University.
Ivor Junior is the son of Diplomat Sir Ivor Biggun and Property Heiress Lady Biggun who have large Mansion Houses in the Cotswolds, Kensington. St Lucia and the South of France
Although Ivor is now 35 and still at University, lack of income will be no problem for the couple as Ivor receives a large salary believed to be in the region of £120,000 per annum, plus a generous expenses deal for working as a Consultant for his Father courtesy of the British Government.
Ivor is also claiming Incapacity Allowance for a bad back which was suffered apparently while doing some press ups while carrying out research for his Father in Amsterdam.
The Wedding is expected to take place later this year.
Watch this space.